Postal 3
HelloHalo's Progress
CAT WRANGLER
50 kills using cat.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
ENTOMOLOGIST
50 kills using bees.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
ARSONIST
150 kills using fire.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
DANNY TREJO
100 kills using machete in melee.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
PSYCHO DUNDEE
50 kills using boomerang machete.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
REAL AMERICAN
Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
CAMELBACK
Piss 100 gallons of urine.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
PERSONAL JESUS
Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
SUCKTASTIC!
Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
DON'T TAZE ME BRO
Taze 200 victims.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
T.J. HOOKER
Arrest 200 perps.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
NEUROSURGEON
300 headshot/decap kills.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
PETA CHAIRMAN
Kill no animals in one playthrough.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
SCHWARZENEGGER
200 kills using M-60.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
STALLONE
Complete game using only melee.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
EASTWOOD
Complete game using only the pistol.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
I AM THE LAW
Complete Good path without falling off.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
KAVORKIAN
Euthanise 30 elderly folks.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT
Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
EMO
Injure yourself.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
DADDY NEVER LOVED ME
Complete game killing only males.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
WOLVERINES R GHEY
50 badgersaw kills.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
PRODUCT RECALL
Destroy 50 cars.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
PROPERTY DAMAGE
Smash 50 windows.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
THERE IS NO SPOON
Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
FAIL ZOMBIE
Respawn 20 times.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!
Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!
Choose path for the first time.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
COMMIES GO HOME!
Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
SCOFIELD
Escape from prison.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
REPO MAN
Return Thegways to the owner
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS
Arrest eco zealots leader.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
ALL PERPS MUST DIE!
Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
AIN'T GOT COJONES!
Finish your business with Krotchy.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM
SPECIAL OLYMPIAN
Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
Unlocked 6 Jul 2024 at 2:01 AM