Postal 3
Good or Insane? The choice is yours. Following the Apocalyptic end to the Postal Dude’s week in Paradise, we follow him and his insane pitbull Champ as they emigrate to its appropriately named sister city, Catharsis.
CAT WRANGLER
50 kills using cat.
ENTOMOLOGIST
50 kills using bees.
ARSONIST
150 kills using fire.
DANNY TREJO
100 kills using machete in melee.
PSYCHO DUNDEE
50 kills using boomerang machete.
REAL AMERICAN
Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.
CAMELBACK
Piss 100 gallons of urine.
PERSONAL JESUS
Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)
SUCKTASTIC!
Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
DON'T TAZE ME BRO
Taze 200 victims.
T.J. HOOKER
Arrest 200 perps.
NEUROSURGEON
300 headshot/decap kills.
PETA CHAIRMAN
Kill no animals in one playthrough.
SCHWARZENEGGER
200 kills using M-60.
STALLONE
Complete game using only melee.
EASTWOOD
Complete game using only the pistol.
I AM THE LAW
Complete Good path without falling off.
KAVORKIAN
Euthanise 30 elderly folks.
JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT
Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.
EMO
Injure yourself.
DADDY NEVER LOVED ME
Complete game killing only males.
WOLVERINES R GHEY
50 badgersaw kills.
PRODUCT RECALL
Destroy 50 cars.
PROPERTY DAMAGE
Smash 50 windows.
THERE IS NO SPOON
Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.
FAIL ZOMBIE
Respawn 20 times.
DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!
Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!
Choose path for the first time.
COMMIES GO HOME!
Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
SCOFIELD
Escape from prison.
REPO MAN
Return Thegways to the owner
SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS
Arrest eco zealots leader.
ALL PERPS MUST DIE!
Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
AIN'T GOT COJONES!
Finish your business with Krotchy.
SPECIAL OLYMPIAN
Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
- Developer
- Trashmasters, Zoom Platform
- Publisher
- Akella
- Genres
- Action
- Modes
- Single-player
- Released
- 17 Feb 2012