Vampire Therapist

First Blood

Found your first cognitive distortion.

Dark Pupil

Learned about cognitive distortions.

Holstered up

Learned 5 cognitive distortions.

Diligent Desperado

Completed Andromachos's entire quiz.

Confident Cowboy

Got five distortions correct in a row.

First Blood Part II

Completed your first client session.

Mean Hombre

Ruined someone's night.

Nice Shootin'

Got ten distortions correct in a row.

Master of the Mind

Got twenty distortions correct in a row.

Flawless Victory

Had a flawless client session.

Theatre Buff

Ashcroft's Enemy

Suggested some tasteful nudity.

Bloodsuckin' Buckaroo

Drank fresh blood for the first time.

True Believer

Had faith in modern political systems.

Historical Preservation

Saved an ancient vampire.

Lurid Detail

Survived Lord Luridus's session.

Harmonious Healing

Helped Dr. Drayne find himself.

Flattery Will Get You Everywhere

Gave Isabella something to smile about.

Concentrating Compadre

Kept perfect focus during meditation.

Stanislavski's Bane

Helped Edmund realize the dark truth.

Data Driven

Helped free Meddy from a dark influence.

Slow Learner

Into the Moonrise

Completed the game.

Distortion Master

Found at least one of each cognitive distortion.

There Ought to Be Clowns

Defended a clown who didn't need help.

Distortionception

Found a distortion within a distortion.

A Vampire of Taste

Showed your quality — of the very highest.

Shot in the Dark

Misidentify a malcontent.

Two to Tango

Complete your first couples therapy session.

Vive la France

Learned all you could about the French Revolution.

Bachanalia

Showed deep interest in musical theory.

Carry On My Wayward Son

Rescue a discontented child.

Mortal Temptations

Take a chance on love.

Gimme That Old Time Religion

Help a client find a new path.