First Blood
Found your first cognitive distortion.
Dark Pupil
Learned about cognitive distortions.
Holstered up
Learned 5 cognitive distortions.
Diligent Desperado
Completed Andromachos's entire quiz.
Confident Cowboy
Got five distortions correct in a row.
First Blood Part II
Completed your first client session.
Mean Hombre
Ruined someone's night.
Nice Shootin'
Got ten distortions correct in a row.
Master of the Mind
Got twenty distortions correct in a row.
Flawless Victory
Had a flawless client session.
Theatre Buff
Ashcroft's Enemy
Suggested some tasteful nudity.
Bloodsuckin' Buckaroo
Drank fresh blood for the first time.
True Believer
Had faith in modern political systems.
Historical Preservation
Saved an ancient vampire.
Lurid Detail
Survived Lord Luridus's session.
Harmonious Healing
Helped Dr. Drayne find himself.
Flattery Will Get You Everywhere
Gave Isabella something to smile about.
Concentrating Compadre
Kept perfect focus during meditation.
Stanislavski's Bane
Helped Edmund realize the dark truth.
Data Driven
Helped free Meddy from a dark influence.
Slow Learner
Into the Moonrise
Completed the game.
Distortion Master
Found at least one of each cognitive distortion.
There Ought to Be Clowns
Defended a clown who didn't need help.
Distortionception
Found a distortion within a distortion.
A Vampire of Taste
Showed your quality — of the very highest.
Shot in the Dark
Misidentify a malcontent.
Two to Tango
Complete your first couples therapy session.
Vive la France
Learned all you could about the French Revolution.
Bachanalia
Showed deep interest in musical theory.
Carry On My Wayward Son
Rescue a discontented child.
Mortal Temptations
Take a chance on love.
Gimme That Old Time Religion
Help a client find a new path.