Varney Lake
Allack's Progress
CARD SHARP
Get a Super Ten.
GUMSHOE
Catch a fedora.
SHOAL OF YOUR SHOE
Catch a shoe.
CATCH-3
Catch 3 fish.
CATCH-9
Catch 9 fish. (Catch-22? Great book. Go read it!)
ALBINO TARPON
Catch the albino tarpon.
LOSER DICE
Lose a Dice Hopscotch race.
PRESIDENTIAL
See Mount Rushmore in the sky.
WINNER DICE
Win a Dice Hopscotch race.
BENJI
Get a hundred dollars.
FOR GOODNESS STAKE
Make two vampire jokes.
PIXEL PULPER
Know more about Mothmen 1966.
PUTZ
Ask an insensitive question.
BEHOLD THE GOAT BOY!
Discover Xantos' face.
MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS
Make Xantos walk silly like that amazing comedy bit.
STORYTELLER
Listen to all of Liszt's stories.
PAPERBACK WRITER
Sign a book.
JERK
Be an asshole.
LOSE BIG
Lose all your money.
CLOUDY
See four different common forms in the sky.
FREEDOM!
Lose a catch.
NOT THAT MATCH
Solve 1 Matchstick puzzle.
MATCH BETTER
Solve 4 Matchstick puzzles.
TOO MATCH
Solve all Matchstick puzzles.
THANK YOU!
Watch the credits until the end.
SECRET SCENE 1
Watch secret scene 1.
SECRET SCENE 2
Watch secret scene 2.
SECRET SCENE 3
Watch secret scene 3.
SECRET SCENE 4
Watch secret scene 4.
THE COMPLETE PICTURE
Watch all secret scenes.