Varney Lake Achievements30 achievements
CARD SHARP
Get a Super Ten.
19.1%
Rare
GUMSHOE
Catch a fedora.
11.3%
Epic
SHOAL OF YOUR SHOE
Catch a shoe.
16.4%
Rare
CATCH-3
Catch 3 fish.
28.3%
Rare
CATCH-9
Catch 9 fish. (Catch-22? Great book. Go read it!)
25.6%
Rare
ALBINO TARPON
Catch the albino tarpon.
11.6%
Epic
LOSER DICE
Lose a Dice Hopscotch race.
17.5%
Rare
PRESIDENTIAL
See Mount Rushmore in the sky.
12.1%
Epic
WINNER DICE
Win a Dice Hopscotch race.
20.5%
Rare
BENJI
Get a hundred dollars.
7.7%
Epic
FOR GOODNESS STAKE
Make two vampire jokes.
17.3%
Rare
PIXEL PULPER
Know more about Mothmen 1966.
54.5%
Common
PUTZ
Ask an insensitive question.
40.2%
Uncommon
BEHOLD THE GOAT BOY!
Discover Xantos' face.
52.6%
Common
MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS
Make Xantos walk silly like that amazing comedy bit.
10.3%
Epic
STORYTELLER
Listen to all of Liszt's stories.
50.3%
Common
PAPERBACK WRITER
Sign a book.
33.5%
Uncommon
JERK
Be an asshole.
38.2%
Uncommon
LOSE BIG
Lose all your money.
6.6%
Epic
CLOUDY
See four different common forms in the sky.
18.0%
Rare
FREEDOM!
Lose a catch.
44.3%
Uncommon
NOT THAT MATCH
Solve 1 Matchstick puzzle.
28.1%
Rare
MATCH BETTER
Solve 4 Matchstick puzzles.
12.1%
Epic
TOO MATCH
Solve all Matchstick puzzles.
6.9%
Epic
THANK YOU!
Watch the credits until the end.
47.7%
Uncommon
SECRET SCENE 1
Watch secret scene 1.
44.8%
Uncommon
SECRET SCENE 2
Watch secret scene 2.
11.3%
Epic
SECRET SCENE 3
Watch secret scene 3.
7.8%
Epic
SECRET SCENE 4
Watch secret scene 4.
11.4%
Epic
THE COMPLETE PICTURE
Watch all secret scenes.
7.5%
Epic
Overview
0.0%Avg Completion
0.0% of players have 100%
Worth up to 1.0K points · rarity-weighted per game
Rarity Breakdown
Legendary
0
Epic
12
Rare
9
Uncommon
6
Common
3
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