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Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
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Jazzpunk: Director's Cut

HelloHalo's Progress

24 / 24
Achievements
100.0%
Completion
S
Grade
39m
Playtime
100.0%
Achievements24 of 24 unlocked
24 shown
Exume To Consume

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

42.00%
Uncommon
Data mole

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

51.40%
Common
Saliva Surrogate

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

39.20%
Uncommon
Essence of Pigeon

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

49.70%
Uncommon
Conversationalist

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

24.20%
Rare
Serious Degaussing Skills

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

14.40%
Epic
Long Distance Charges

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

31.90%
Uncommon
Verbal Morality Statute

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

15.60%
Rare
Face Infectors

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

66.00%
Common
Insurance Premiums Increase

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

38.10%
Uncommon
Spongiform Encephalopathy

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

53.30%
Common
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

14.30%
Epic
Around The World In 80 Puns

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

23.60%
Rare
Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

39.90%
Uncommon
Heroine Chic

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

40.30%
Uncommon
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

35.10%
Uncommon
Don't Get Involved

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

37.20%
Uncommon
But She Can Fly...

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

48.50%
Uncommon
DJ Compact Disc Jockey

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

31.70%
Uncommon
A Kissenger For All Seasons

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

35.40%
Uncommon
Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

45.60%
Uncommon
Breaking The Mold

Breaking The Mold

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

47.80%
Uncommon
Clean As A Whistle

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

37.10%
Uncommon
Polyplegic

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

Unlocked 9 Jan 2026 at 3:26 AM

24.20%
Rare
Jazzpunk: Director's Cut

Jazzpunk: Director's Cut

24
Progress
Earned24
Remaining0
Completion100.0%
Playtime39m
Game Stats
Game Owners33
Avg Completion38.1%
Achievements Earned302
100% Completed6(18.2%)
Timeline
First Achievement9 Jan 2026, 3:26 AM
Latest Achievement9 Jan 2026, 3:26 AM
Links
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