POSTAL 2
HelloHalo's Progress
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
There's always money in the banana stand
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
SCREW that game!
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Found 'em faster than GWB
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
John Rambo'd!
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Gary vs. The K. Man
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
You are not alone
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Ape Gape
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Dick Message
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
PooMasher
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Hobo Sexual
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Ginger Mint
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Ode to Eddings
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Ladies Love Cake
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 2:51 AM