Cookie Clicker

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 1:15 AM

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 3:04 AM

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 12:50 AM

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 12:48 AM

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 12:53 AM

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 12:57 AM

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 1:10 AM

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 2:02 AM

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 3:17 AM

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 12:49 AM

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 1:09 AM

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 12:48 AM

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 12:48 AM

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 2:08 AM

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 2:57 AM

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 12:53 AM

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 3:01 AM

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 12:53 AM

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 12:01 AM

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 1:10 AM

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 1:03 AM

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 3:49 AM

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 1:09 AM

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 12:47 AM

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 1:19 AM

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 2:57 AM

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:57 AM

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:16 AM

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:16 AM

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:16 AM

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:16 AM

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:18 AM

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:57 AM

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:57 AM

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:57 AM

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:58 AM

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:58 AM

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:58 AM

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:58 AM

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:58 AM

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:58 AM

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:58 AM

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 1:42 AM

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 2:56 AM

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 2:41 AM

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:56 AM

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:58 AM

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:58 AM

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:58 AM

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:58 AM

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:19 AM

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:58 AM

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:59 AM

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:18 AM

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:18 AM

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:59 AM

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:59 AM

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:59 AM

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:20 AM

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:59 AM

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:59 AM

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:59 AM

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:59 AM

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:59 AM

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:59 AM

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:59 AM

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:59 AM

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:59 AM

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:59 AM

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:59 AM

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:59 AM

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:21 AM

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:47 AM

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:47 AM

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:59 AM

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:59 AM

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 6:00 AM

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:47 AM

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:47 AM

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 6:00 AM

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 6:00 AM

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:47 AM

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:22 AM

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 6:00 AM

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 6:00 AM

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:47 AM

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:47 AM

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:47 AM

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 6:00 AM

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 6:00 AM

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 6:00 AM

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 6:00 AM

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 6:00 AM

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 6:00 AM

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 6:00 AM

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:47 AM

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:47 AM

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:47 AM

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 6:00 AM

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:23 AM

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:24 AM

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:24 AM

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:24 AM

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:24 AM

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:47 AM

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:47 AM

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:47 AM

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:24 AM

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:24 AM

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:24 AM

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 12:49 AM

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 1:05 AM

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 12:47 AM

True Neverclick

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

Speed baking I

Unlocked 2 Sep 2021 at 1:15 AM

Speed baking II

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:18 AM

Speed baking III

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:18 AM

Just plain lucky

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:57 AM

God complex

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:58 AM

Endless cycle

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:58 AM

Last Chance to See

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:59 AM

All-natural cane sugar

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Four-leaf cookie

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

So much to do so much to see

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 5:15 AM

When the cookies ascend just right

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 6:00 AM

Gaseous assets

Unlocked 3 Sep 2021 at 6:00 AM

Seven horseshoes

Unlocked 24 May 2022 at 4:50 AM

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 20 Jun 2022 at 12:02 AM

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 22 Jun 2023 at 3:01 AM

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