Death and Taxes
wanevr's Progress
Fate's Pet
Curious Grim
Asked all questions in first lore Hub
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 12:53 PM
I Scream
Say that you like ice-cream
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 12:58 PM
Meat Your Unmaker
Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show
Feline Fury
Pissed off the boss' cat
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 1:19 PM
The Sacrifice
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 1:15 PM
Make It Rain
Get a raise
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 4:36 PM
Demon Hunter
Find the Immortal
Rulebender
Lifegiver
Spare everyone on a single day
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 12:38 PM
Deathbringer
Doom everyone on a single day
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 2:09 PM
To Be Or Not To Be
Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles
Squeaky Clean
Use the Eraser 10 times
Two-Face
Flip the Decision Coin 100 times
Let It RIP
Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 5:41 PM
Desk Jockey
Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 5:39 PM
Armageddon
Utopia
This Is Fine
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 1:39 PM
Benefactor
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 1:57 PM
Yarr!
Visit Mortimer every day
Booty Obsession
Buy all the items from the Shop
Necropimp
Hold over 5000 darksouls
Classical
Change your look to regular skull and cape
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 5:43 PM
Mirror Lover
Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight
R.I.P. Fashion
Collect all clothes and visages
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 5:42 PM
Pineapple Lover
Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza
Pineapple Hater
Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza
Insubordinate
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 2:16 PM
The Great Dying
Long Live The King
I'll Be Back
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 2:11 PM
Ouroboros
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 5:28 PM
Darwin Award
Begin Again
Start a New Game+
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 2:12 PM
Treehugger
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 2:11 PM
Cure Cancer
Stonks
War Changes
Global Warming
Plague Doctor
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 2:11 PM
Back To The Roots
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 5:28 PM
Total War
Infinitarium
Get all endings
Development Hell
Much Love
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 5:32 PM
Lemons
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 12:34 PM
EGG
Goodest Ending
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 5:29 PM
What does the cactus say?
Get the cactus to meow
Phastmatological Zoologist
Collect all Desk Spirits
Posthumous Spiritualism
Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den
Yot
Press the Discord button
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 5:44 PM
Balancer
Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 1:05 PM
KILLDOZER 9000
Score an aggressive personality in Cerri’s quiz
Misery Guts
Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz
Oink
Chunk up the Oink Bank
Unlocked 18 Jan 2022 at 1:13 PM
Ears of Steel
Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories
Talemaster
Spin a good story for Mortimer
Non Sequitur
Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer