His Winningness
Win one game.
Unlocked 25 May 2025 at 7:52 AM
True Royalty
Beat the game on King difficulty.
Unlocked 19 Aug 2026 at 1:39 PM
Cheapskate
Save 999+ gold in a single run.
Unlocked 7 Aug 2026 at 11:46 AM
King of the Hill
Get your base to level 9.
Unlocked 7 Aug 2026 at 12:00 PM
Tower Defense
Win a run without using troops.
Unlocked 14 Aug 2026 at 11:55 AM
Like Sardines
Get 99 units in a plot.
Unlocked 25 May 2025 at 7:53 AM
Sir Spends-a-Lot
Buy 9 cards in a single run.
Unlocked 25 May 2025 at 7:57 AM
So You Think You Can Speedrun
Beat the game in under 9 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Aug 2026 at 11:58 AM
Beefed Up
Have one plot deal 999999+ damage.
Unlocked 7 Aug 2026 at 12:23 PM
Crossboar
Have a Ballista mount a Boar.
Unlocked 7 Aug 2026 at 12:46 PM
Alibaba
Get 40 Thieves in a single plot.
Unlocked 6 Aug 2026 at 9:01 AM
Die Hard
Survive until year 99.
Unlocked 13 Aug 2026 at 8:53 AM
Ratticus the First
Get a Lab Rat to level 99.
Unlocked 13 Aug 2026 at 8:59 AM
Decked up
Have 9 cards in your hand.
Unlocked 7 Aug 2026 at 11:53 AM
King of Recycling
Throw 9 cards into the pit in a single run.
Unlocked 6 Aug 2026 at 9:17 AM
Esoteric
Have one troop with 9 enchantments.
Unlocked 4 Aug 2026 at 1:14 PM
Wonderwall
Have 9 Wallmakers in your kingdom.
Unlocked 13 Aug 2026 at 8:59 AM
Just One More
Re-roll 9 times in a single screen.
Unlocked 6 Aug 2026 at 1:31 PM
Kings Without Borders
Unlock every plot in a run.
Unlocked 7 Aug 2026 at 11:59 AM
Edgelord
Put your base in the front FRONT line.
Unlocked 14 Aug 2026 at 11:39 AM
One Dollar Short
Get to a Merchant encounter with 29 gold.
Unlocked 14 Aug 2026 at 12:03 PM
Meatgrinder
Have a Mangler destroy a troop plot entirely.
Unlocked 11 Aug 2026 at 1:02 PM
Piece of Cake
Win the final battle in less than 5 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Aug 2026 at 8:16 AM
Suicide Squad
Have 99 Bombers in a single plot.
Unlocked 14 Aug 2026 at 12:20 PM
King of Nothing Left to Do
Max level all plots in a run.
Unlocked 14 Aug 2026 at 11:35 AM
Toxic Relationship
Declare war and peace with the same king in a run.
Unlocked 4 Aug 2026 at 1:14 PM
Crownmaxxing
Get a king to level 9.
Unlocked 13 Aug 2026 at 9:03 AM
Flush... Kinda
Have 5 cards of the same king in your hand.
Unlocked 7 Aug 2026 at 12:01 PM
Double Double Double Dragon
Have 9 Dragon's Dens in your kingdom.
Unlocked 14 Aug 2026 at 9:54 AM
Mass Migration
Use Migration 9 times in a run.
Unlocked 13 Aug 2026 at 8:48 AM
Mountception
Have a Boar ride a Raptor.
Unlocked 10 Aug 2026 at 12:35 PM
Timerelapse
Travel back in time 3 times in a run.
Unlocked 3 Sep 2026 at 10:27 AM
Nobel Prize
Be at peace with all enemy kings simutaneously.
Unlocked 3 Sep 2026 at 10:29 AM
The Enemy Of My Enemy Is My Enemy
Be at war against all kings simultaneously.
Unlocked 3 Sep 2026 at 11:01 AM
King of Kings
Beat king difficulty with all kings.
Unlocked 3 Sep 2026 at 10:39 AM
Your Grindness
Get all the 9 kings to level 9.
Agnostic
Have one unit with 9 different Enchantments.
Unlocked 13 Aug 2026 at 7:24 AM
Wall Street
Have Vaults on all your unlocked plots except for your base.
Unlocked 10 Aug 2026 at 12:55 PM
Suburban King
Place 9 copies of the exact same card on 9 different plots.
Unlocked 7 Aug 2026 at 12:21 PM
For Scraps
Earthwork a Broken Cabulator.
Unlocked 13 Aug 2026 at 9:03 AM
Meh, Whatever
Throw all your cards into the pit in year 33.
Unlocked 6 Aug 2026 at 9:18 AM
Babel
Have one card of each king on your kingdom.
Unlocked 13 Aug 2026 at 8:39 AM
Boared to Death
Have a Boar with over 99999 HP.
Unlocked 14 Aug 2026 at 11:11 AM
Self-Sufficient
Win a run on King difficulty with no perks.
Unlocked 19 Aug 2026 at 1:39 PM
Spoiled:
Pay 999+ gold for one re-roll.
Unlocked 13 Aug 2026 at 8:14 AM
The Spire Slays
Have 9 Spires in your kingdom
Unlocked 21 Aug 2026 at 12:25 PM
Stardew Kingdom
Have 4 farms around one troop.
Unlocked 11 Aug 2026 at 12:45 PM
Global Warmer
Destroy 9 Forests in a single run. *Protect your local forest in real life.
Unlocked 14 Aug 2026 at 11:16 AM
Cold, Cold Heart
Have a unit with 9 stacks of Frost.
Unlocked 13 Aug 2026 at 7:47 AM
Flash Mob
Have 999 mob troops on a single plot.
Unlocked 11 Aug 2026 at 12:31 PM
Adventurer
Complete a quest on Quest Mode.
Unlocked 14 Aug 2026 at 10:32 AM
Bounty Hunter
Complete 9 quests on Quest Mode.
Voyager
Discover all 9 regions on Quest Mode.
Time Bender
Travel to a negative year.
Unlocked 4 Sep 2026 at 9:34 AM
