Get Off My Lawn!
TheBuford's Progress
MVP
Get a score of 1000
Unlocked 16 Nov 2014 at 10:08 PM
Champion
Get a score of 5000
Unlocked 16 Nov 2014 at 10:25 PM
Legend
Get a score of 20000
Enough to neccessitate a gun rack
Get all 3 guns
It never hurts to ask for help
Use all utilities once
Should have stayed on the ship
Kill your first alien
Unlocked 16 Nov 2014 at 10:03 PM
Baby steps
Reach level 5
Unlocked 16 Nov 2014 at 10:08 PM
Welcome to Earth
Reach level 10
Extraterrestrials, go home
Reach level 15
War of the Lawn
Reach level 20
Collector
Collect 100 orbs in a single game
Unlocked 16 Nov 2014 at 10:05 PM
Hoarder
Collect 1000 orbs in a single game
More orbs than your house has room for
Collect 2500 orbs in a single game
Kilary Clinton
Get a 10x multiplier
Bring it on
Upgrade your house fully
King of Old School
Upgrade your musket fully
Come get some
Upgrade your shotgun fully
Do I smell BBQ?
Upgrade your ray gun fully
Packing some serious heat
Upgrade all guns to level 3
Packing some serious meat
Upgrade all guns to max level
1, 2, skip a few, 99, 100
Use a head start
We come in peace
Don't fire once
Unlocked 16 Nov 2014 at 10:29 PM
Last ditch effort
Use a last stand
Thanks :)
View the credits
Firing Blanks
Miss 8 times in a row
Unlocked 16 Nov 2014 at 10:14 PM
There is no spoon
Kill 3 enemies during a single cane time
Welcome to the real world
Kill 5 enemies during a single cane time
You are the one
Kill 7 enemies during a single cane time
Grunt Shooter Level 1
Kill 100 grunts with the musket
Unlocked 16 Nov 2014 at 10:09 PM
Grunt Shooter Level 2
Kill 1000 grunts with the musket
Grunt Shooter Level 3
Kill 10,000 grunts with the musket
Grunt Blaster Level 1
Kill 100 grunts with the shotgun
Grunt Blaster Level 2
Kill 1000 grunts with the shotgun
Grunt Blaster Level 3
Kill 10,000 grunts with the shotgun
Grunt Zapper Level 1
Kill 50 grunts with the ray gun
Grunt Zapper Level 2
Kill 500 grunts with the ray gun
Grunt Zapper Level 3
Kill 5000 grunts with the ray gun
Dodger Shooter Level 1
Kill 50 dodgers with the musket
Unlocked 16 Nov 2014 at 10:23 PM
Dodger Shooter Level 2
Kill 500 dodgers with the musket
Dodger Shooter Level 3
Kill 5000 dodgers with the musket
Dodger Blaster Level 1
Kill 50 dodgers with the shotgun
Dodger Blaster Level 2
Kill 500 dodgers with the shotgun
Dodger Blaster Level 3
Kill 5000 dodgers with the shotgun
Dodger Zapper Level 1
Kill 25 dodgers with the ray gun
Dodger Zapper Level 2
Kill 250 dodgers with the ray gun
Dodger Zapper Level 3
Kill 2000 dodgers with the ray gun
Behemoth Shooter Level 1
Kill 50 behemoths with the musket
Behemoth Shooter Level 2
Kill 500 behemoths with the musket
Behemoth Shooter Level 3
Kill 5000 behemoths with the musket
Behemoth Blaster Level 1
Kill 50 behemoths with the shotgun
Behemoth Blaster Level 2
Kill 500 behemoths with the shotgun
Behemoth Blaster Level 3
Kill 5000 behemoths with the shotgun
Behemoth Zapper Level 1
Kill 25 behemoths with the ray gun
Behemoth Zapper Level 2
Kill 250 behemoths with the ray gun
Behemoth Zapper Level 3
Kill 2500 behemoths with the ray gun
Tank Shooter Level 1
Kill 25 tanks with the musket
Tank Shooter Level 2
Kill 250 tanks with the musket
Tank Shooter Level 3
Kill 2500 tanks with the musket
Tank Blaster Level 1
Kill 25 tanks with the shotgun
Tank Blaster Level 2
Kill 250 tanks with the shotgun
Tank Blaster Level 3
Kill 2500 tanks with the shotgun
Tank Zapper Level 1
Kill 10 tanks with the ray gun
Tank Zapper Level 2
Kill 100 tanks with the ray gun
Tank Zapper Level 3
Kill 1000 tanks with the ray gun
Hey big spender
Spend 1000 orbs
Unlocked 16 Nov 2014 at 10:29 PM
Dig this blender
Spend 10,000 orbs
Rainbow suspenders
Spend 50,000 orbs
Yeah, a little too close
Kill 10 enemies on the last lawn square
Unlocked 16 Nov 2014 at 10:17 PM
Keep your enemies closer
Kill 100 enemies on the last lawn square
Now you're just playing with fire
Kill 1000 enemies on the last lawn square