Early Bird
Complete the "morning" chapter.
Unlocked 17 Apr 2014 at 11:22 AM
Easter Deviled Eggs
Something's cooking on the title screen.
Unlocked 20 Apr 2014 at 2:15 PM
High Noon
Complete the "noon" chapter.
Unlocked 18 Apr 2014 at 1:14 PM
Good Evening
Complete the "evening" chapter.
Unlocked 18 Apr 2014 at 4:43 PM
Nightmare
Complete the "night" chapter.
Passive Vanquisher
Send 2500 enemies to their grave.
Unlocked 18 Apr 2014 at 12:34 AM
Lute n' Loot
Loot 100,000 gold from the corpses of your fallen enemies.
Unlocked 19 Apr 2014 at 2:36 PM
Favoritism
Upgrade a unit to MAX level.
Unlocked 18 Apr 2014 at 12:41 AM
Adorable Sidekick
You look lonely, have you considered a pet to keep you company?
Unlocked 17 Apr 2014 at 1:45 PM
NEED4SPEED
Go as fast as you possibly can. (Hint: Upgrade + Song)
Unlocked 20 Apr 2014 at 2:20 PM
Survival Instinct
Last for 3 minutes in survival mode.
Unlocked 17 Apr 2014 at 1:30 PM
360noscopeblazeit
Complete the entire campaign from start to finish without dying.
Hardbarian
Do all the things! 100% Completion.
Keep it Movin'
Don't get hit!
Unlocked 17 Apr 2014 at 2:06 PM
What you got?
Play and submit your best time for Survival Mode.
Unlocked 17 Apr 2014 at 1:21 PM
4 headz
Unlock the mythical 4th party slot.
Insane in the Membrane
Start a new game in Insane Mode.
Unlocked 20 Apr 2014 at 1:53 PM
3 Mile Run
Fact: There are 1609 meters in a mile.
I am Legend
Post a score in the Day 2 Insane Mode leaderboard. The most exclusive of all leaderboards.
Unlock War Turtle
Reach 3000m in Escape mode, and he's yours.
Unlocked 20 Apr 2014 at 2:13 PM
Unlock MeatStack
Appears randomly in Survival mode. May luck be with you.
Unlocked 17 Apr 2014 at 1:24 PM
Unlock Octodad
Waltz into Wave 10 and rescue him from that Fire Golem.
Unlocked 18 Apr 2014 at 1:12 PM
