South Park™: The Stick of Truth™
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New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 26 Jun 2016 at 4:28 PM
First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Jun 2016 at 5:00 PM
KKK Hero
Unlocked 27 Jun 2016 at 3:55 PM
Elven Hero
Nonconformist
Unlocked 26 Jun 2016 at 8:44 PM
Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 26 Jun 2016 at 1:03 PM
Inside Joke
Unlocked 2 Jul 2016 at 6:04 PM
Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Jun 2016 at 7:00 PM
For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
Face Hoff
Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 28 Jun 2016 at 3:37 PM
Acceptance
Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Two Girls, One Stick
Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 2 Jul 2016 at 5:37 PM
Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Outpatient
Unlocked 28 Jun 2016 at 7:45 PM
Perverted
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 Jun 2016 at 1:17 PM
Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Jun 2016 at 8:51 PM
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Jun 2016 at 7:28 PM
No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Jun 2016 at 12:37 PM
Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Jun 2016 at 6:14 PM
Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
Unlocked 27 Jun 2016 at 4:26 PM
More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 27 Jun 2016 at 6:07 PM
More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 26 Jun 2016 at 3:54 PM
Stick Savior
Unlocked 28 Jun 2016 at 7:45 PM
Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Jul 2016 at 5:27 PM
Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 2 Jul 2016 at 5:55 PM
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 27 Jun 2016 at 8:23 PM
Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.
Too Far
Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 27 Jun 2016 at 8:19 PM
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 26 Jun 2016 at 3:13 PM
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 26 Jun 2016 at 2:23 PM
You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 26 Jun 2016 at 8:03 PM
Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 26 Jun 2016 at 3:41 PM
Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
Unlocked 28 Jun 2016 at 8:00 PM
Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.