Left 4 Dead 2
niku's Progress
CL0WND
Honk the noses of 10 Clowns.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 1:37 AM
FRIED PIPER
Using a Molotov, burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 1:46 AM
LEVEL A CHARGE
Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they are charging.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 11:03 PM
ACID REFLEX
Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit.
Unlocked 25 Dec 2013 at 10:03 PM
CONFEDERACY OF CRUNCHES
Finish a campaign using only melee weapons.
Unlocked 27 Feb 2021 at 12:36 PM
CRASS MENAGERIE
Kill one of each Uncommon Infected.
Unlocked 1 Jan 2014 at 2:02 PM
A RIDE DENIED
Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.
Unlocked 28 Dec 2013 at 12:36 PM
HEAD HONCHO
Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon.
Unlocked 4 Jan 2015 at 7:30 PM
HEARTWARMER
In a Versus round, leave the saferoom to defibrillate a dead teammate.
STILL SOMETHING TO PROVE
Survive all campaigns on Expert.
Unlocked 10 Mar 2021 at 3:08 PM
THE REAL DEAL
Survive a campaign on Expert skill with Realism mode enabled.
Unlocked 7 Mar 2021 at 6:41 PM
STRENGTH IN NUMBERS
Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.
DEAD IN THE WATER
Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they are in the water.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 7:42 PM
ROBBED ZOMBIE
Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from infected CEDA agents you have killed.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 7:34 PM
DISMEMBERMENT PLAN
Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 7:25 PM
BURNING SENSATION
Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo.
Unlocked 29 Jul 2014 at 10:43 AM
ARMORY OF ONE
Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it.
Unlocked 25 Dec 2013 at 9:11 PM
SHOCK JOCK
Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.
Unlocked 13 Mar 2021 at 12:39 AM
THE QUICK AND THE DEAD
Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed-boosting effects of adrenaline.
Unlocked 10 Mar 2021 at 3:38 PM
CHAIN OF COMMAND
Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw.
Unlocked 1 Jan 2014 at 2:05 PM
SEPTIC TANK
Use a bile bomb on a Tank.
Unlocked 26 Dec 2013 at 1:16 PM
CLUB DEAD
Use every melee weapon to kill Common Infected.
Unlocked 27 Feb 2021 at 12:20 PM
TANK BURGER
Kill a Tank with melee weapons.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 12:49 PM
BRIDGE OVER TREBLED SLAUGHTER
Cross the bridge finale in less than three minutes.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 2:00 AM
PRICE CHOPPER
Survive the Dead Center campaign.
Unlocked 6 Jan 2015 at 12:48 PM
MIDNIGHT RIDER
Survive the Dark Carnival campaign.
Unlocked 20 Dec 2014 at 6:44 PM
RAGIN' CAJUN
Survive the Swamp Fever campaign.
Unlocked 29 Jul 2014 at 11:15 AM
WEATHERMAN
Survive the Hard Rain campaign.
Unlocked 29 Jul 2014 at 2:02 PM
BRIDGE BURNER
Survive the Parish campaign.
Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 5:35 PM
VIOLENCE IN SILENCE
Navigate the impound lot and reach the cemetery safe room without tripping any alarms.
Unlocked 22 Jul 2014 at 9:41 AM
GUARDIN' GNOME
Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 1:24 PM
SOB STORY
Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 10:12 PM
WING AND A PRAYER
Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 8:35 PM
QUALIFIED RIDE
As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds.
Unlocked 25 Dec 2013 at 9:28 PM
BACK IN THE SADDLE
As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life.
Unlocked 28 Dec 2013 at 12:42 PM
RODE HARD, PUT AWAY WET
As the Jockey, ride a Survivor and steer them into a Spitter's acid patch.
Unlocked 12 Mar 2021 at 11:56 PM
GREAT EXPECTORATIONS
As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch.
Unlocked 28 Jul 2014 at 3:56 PM
A SPITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS
As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.
Unlocked 25 Dec 2013 at 9:16 PM
SCATTERING RAM
As the Charger, bowl through the entire enemy team in a single charge.
Unlocked 28 Jul 2014 at 4:11 PM
MEAT TENDERIZER
As the Charger, grab a Survivor and smash them into the ground for a solid 15 seconds.
Unlocked 28 Dec 2013 at 1:11 PM
LONG DISTANCE CARRIER
As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet.
Unlocked 28 Dec 2013 at 12:40 PM
BEAT THE RUSH
In a Survival round, get a medal only using melee weapons.
Unlocked 7 Mar 2021 at 7:51 PM
HUNTING PARTY
Win a game of Scavenge.
Unlocked 21 May 2023 at 2:11 PM
GAS GUZZLER
Collect 100 gas cans in Scavenge.
CACHE AND CARRY
Collect 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge round.
SCAVENGE HUNT
Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round.
Unlocked 21 May 2023 at 1:55 PM
GONG SHOW
Prove you are stronger than Moustachio.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 1:41 AM
FUEL CRISIS
Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.
GAS SHORTAGE
Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.
STACHE WHACKER
Prove you are faster than Moustachio.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 1:44 AM
TORCH BEARER
Survive The Passing Campaign.
Unlocked 24 Feb 2021 at 8:07 PM
WEDDING CRASHER
As the Charger, grab a Survivor and crash them through 8 chairs at the wedding.
TIL IT GOES CLICK
Using the M60, kill 25 infected without letting go of the trigger.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 6:45 PM
GRAVE ROBBER
Collect 10 items dropped by a Fallen Survivor.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 1:46 PM
MUTANT OVERLORD
Play 6 Mutations.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 9:59 PM
FORE!
Knock off the heads of 18 infected with the golf club.
Unlocked 24 Apr 2014 at 1:08 PM
KILLING THEM SWIFTLY TO THIS SONG
Play the new Midnight Riders song on a jukebox.
Unlocked 24 Apr 2014 at 1:00 PM
KITE LIKE A MAN
Kill a Tank only with damage from the original Survivors.
Unlocked 7 Mar 2021 at 7:23 PM
CACHE GRAB
Open 5 foot lockers.
Unlocked 24 Apr 2014 at 1:02 PM
PORT OF SCAVENGE
Play 5 full games of Scavenge on The Port.
SUPREME SACRIFICE
Complete "The Sacrifice".
Unlocked 29 Jul 2014 at 2:35 PM
KILL BILL
Have Bill sacrifice himself for the team.
Unlocked 29 Jul 2014 at 2:35 PM
BARREL ROLLED
Kill a Special Infected with an exploding barrel.
Unlocked 12 Mar 2021 at 11:39 PM
CHAOS GENERATOR
Have all 3 generators running at once in "The Sacrifice" finale.
Unlocked 21 May 2023 at 1:37 PM
SACRIFIZZLE
As a Special Infected, incap someone who is trying to sacrifice themselves.
STREAM CROSSER
Survive the Cold Stream campaign on any difficulty.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 7:25 PM
CONNECTING FIGHTS
Play a Versus game on Dead Air from start to finish.
Unlocked 12 Mar 2021 at 11:36 PM
Valve Gift Grab 2011 – L4D2
Collect three gifts dropped by Special Infected in Versus Mode.
Unlocked 28 Dec 2013 at 12:26 PM
GOOD GUY NICK
Plays games with free weekend players and helps them survive a campaign.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT
Spread cheer by helping a free holiday player survive a campaign.
GETTING STARTED
Earn a bronze medal on any official Survival map.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 9:36 PM
ON OUR WAY
Earn a silver medal on any official survival map.
Unlocked 7 Mar 2021 at 7:13 PM
THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS
Earn a gold medal on any official survival map.
Unlocked 12 Mar 2021 at 4:52 PM
STILL STANDING
Survive The Last Stand campaign on any difficulty.
Unlocked 7 Oct 2020 at 9:02 PM
THE LAST FRONTIER
Survive The Last Stand campaign on Expert Realism.
Unlocked 1 Feb 2024 at 2:04 PM
GOLDEN FREEMAN
Find the golden crowbars hidden in the Left 4 Dead 1 survival maps.
Unlocked 5 Feb 2024 at 2:37 AM
ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
Revive an incapacitated teammate while a Tank is nearby.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 9:36 PM
I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE
As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Charger.
Unlocked 13 Mar 2021 at 12:07 AM
ACID BATH
As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Hunter.
Unlocked 12 Mar 2021 at 11:49 PM
SPITFIRE
Destroy 20 gascans as the Spitter.
FLIGHT DECK
Instantly kill a Survivor as the Charger.
Unlocked 12 Mar 2021 at 11:47 PM
FAT NINJA
As the Boomer, vomit on a Survivor without having direct line of sight with them.
Unlocked 12 Mar 2021 at 11:05 PM
THREE’S A CROWD
Rescue three Survivors from a single rescue closet.
Unlocked 17 Mar 2021 at 1:25 PM
LICKETY-SPLIT
With a sharp melee weapon, cut a Smoker's tongue before he ensnares you.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 10:59 PM
GET SKEETED ON
Kill a pouncing Hunter with a shotgun.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 8:17 PM
ROCKY HORROR PICTURE THROW
Destroy a Tank's rock in mid-air.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 1:53 AM
SHOTGUN WEDDING
Kill the Witch bride with a single shotgun blast on expert difficulty.
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 10:38 PM
ONE HIT WONDER
As the Hunter, land a 25 damage pounce.
Unlocked 13 Mar 2021 at 12:00 AM
PURE SATISFACTION
Kill 20 Jockeys with the shovel or pitchfork.
Unlocked 17 Mar 2021 at 1:39 AM
THE BIG TEN
Survive for 10 minutes on any official map in Versus Survival.
Z-GENOCIDEST 2: EPISODE 2
Kill 53,599 infected. You made sure the dead won't rise anymore!
Unlocked 12 Mar 2021 at 5:29 PM
POLE POSITION
Escape Liberty Mall's Atrium before the first Tank appears
Unlocked 9 Mar 2021 at 11:00 PM
HOUSEHOLD NAMES
Discover the hidden room in the Last Stand campaign
Unlocked 7 Oct 2020 at 8:44 PM
A LITTLE HACK AND SLASH
Earn a bronze medal on every official survival map
LIKE LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER
Earn a silver medal on every official survival map.
KILLING SPREE
Earn a gold medal on every official survival map.
SUPREME SURVIVALIST
Survive for 30 minutes on any official survival map.
Unlocked 12 Mar 2021 at 5:12 PM
NEW HAIRCUT
Kill a Witch using only a sharp melee weapon, without anyone getting incapacitated or killed.
Unlocked 10 Mar 2021 at 5:10 PM
THE MAIN ATTRACTION
On the concert finale, survive until the helicopter arrives without leaving the stage
Unlocked 6 Mar 2021 at 1:54 AM
THE LAST DASH
Complete The Last Stand campaign in 13 minutes or less, without any Survivors dying.
Unlocked 25 Jan 2022 at 6:28 PM
GNOME ALONE
If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space.
Unlocked 21 Feb 2021 at 8:27 PM