Destroy All Humans! 2 - Reprobed
niku's Progress
Shop Til They Drop
Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone
Unlocked 26 Oct 2025 at 2:42 PM
Pimp My Raid
Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone
Unlocked 26 Oct 2025 at 3:32 PM
Upgreatest
Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart
Unlocked 26 Oct 2025 at 7:18 PM
Re-Return of the Clone of the Invasion II-2
Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone
Mash Machine
Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it
Unlocked 11 Oct 2025 at 4:46 PM
Hidden Human Hive Harvest
Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map
Perfect Probulator
Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row
Unlocked 26 Oct 2025 at 3:24 PM
Ducks in a Row, Fish in a Barrel
Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling
Unlocked 11 Oct 2025 at 4:52 PM
Furon Fashion
Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber
Unlocked 11 Oct 2025 at 5:30 PM
Earthly Pleasures
Rifle through your Furonigami collection
Unlocked 27 Oct 2025 at 2:32 PM
Dusted
Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.
Rock of the Bay
Invade Bay City
Unlocked 11 Oct 2025 at 4:43 PM
Lie Back and Think of Albion
Invade Albion
Unlocked 26 Oct 2025 at 3:09 PM
I Look Up As I Walk to Takoshima
Invade Takoshima
Unlocked 26 Oct 2025 at 6:24 PM
The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Tunguska!
Invade Tunguska
Unlocked 26 Oct 2025 at 8:13 PM
Fly Me to the Moon Base
Invade Solaris
Unlocked 27 Oct 2025 at 4:44 PM
Bodied Sattva
Destroy a tool in Bay City
Unlocked 14 Oct 2025 at 12:07 PM
Freshly Squeezed
Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion
Unlocked 26 Oct 2025 at 3:25 PM
Die Nasty
Destroy a majestic presence in Albion
Unlocked 26 Oct 2025 at 5:34 PM
Kaijuiced
Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima
Unlocked 26 Oct 2025 at 8:10 PM
Deincarnated
Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima
Scuttled
Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle
Unlocked 27 Oct 2025 at 3:51 PM
Yettisoned
Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska
Lobster Blisque
Destroy the crab behind the curtain
Unlocked 27 Oct 2025 at 6:12 PM
Toilet Break
Demolish a public toilet on each map
Cult Following
Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch
Unlocked 26 Oct 2025 at 2:28 PM
Arkvoodle Doodle
Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon
Transmitting From Sol-3
Phone home
Forbidden Donut
Throw a cop through a donut with PK
Albion Bridge Is for Falling Down
Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK
Higher Than the Futen Zoku
Ascend Takoshima Tower
Ouch of Body Experience
Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body
PK Slam Dunk
Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam
If You Know What I Mean
S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption
To Russia With Love
S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption
Path of the Furon
S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption
Trans-Siberian Express
S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption
Steezy Down the Spine
S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption
Against All Odds
Complete all odd jobs
Arty Facts
Collect all Alien Artifacts
Gotta Catch All the Pop Art
Collect all posters
This Is Earth Radio
Collect all songs
Ultimate Smoothie
Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades
The Optional Mandate
Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)