Viscera Cleanup Detail
Doozerpindan's Progress
Spring Fresh
Clean any map adequately
Unlocked 20 Jun 2021 at 10:35 AM
Employee of the Month
Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked 20 Jun 2021 at 10:35 AM
You're Fired!
Get fired!
Unlocked 6 Mar 2022 at 8:40 AM
Blood Soaked
Spill 100 dirty buckets
Unlocked 23 Jun 2021 at 2:01 PM
Blaze of Glory
Incinerate 2000 items
Unlocked 22 Jun 2021 at 4:48 AM
Bloody Hell!
Mop up 10,000 splats
Unlocked 22 Jun 2021 at 5:25 AM
Who's for Dinner?
Get eaten
Unlocked 25 Jun 2021 at 2:58 AM
Top Brass
Pick up 800 casings
Unlocked 29 Jun 2021 at 9:57 AM
Taking Out the Trash
Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
Unlocked 27 Jun 2021 at 6:01 PM
Ubermensch
Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
Pedestrian
Track over 20,000 footprints
Unlocked 28 Jun 2021 at 2:41 PM
Janicide
Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
Unlocked 28 Nov 2021 at 2:45 AM
Need a Hand?
Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
Unlocked 29 Jun 2021 at 2:49 PM
Bins? Limbs!
Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
Unlocked 3 Jun 2023 at 9:00 PM
First Aid
Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
Unlocked 28 Jun 2021 at 10:19 AM
The Nose Knows
Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
Unlocked 26 Jun 2021 at 6:28 AM
Chew on This!
Throw 100 items into sand traps
Unlocked 12 Oct 2023 at 11:45 AM
Disintegrator
Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
Unlocked 4 Aug 2021 at 10:00 AM
The Mops Of Wrath
Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Unlocked 22 Jun 2021 at 6:35 PM
Anti-Virus
Complete Caduceus Level
Unlocked 26 Jun 2021 at 3:43 PM
Ice-Cold Cleana
Complete Cryogenesis Level
Unlocked 3 Jul 2021 at 3:10 PM
Sandblasted
Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
Unlocked 2 Jul 2021 at 3:59 PM
Pine Fresh
Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
Unlocked 30 Jun 2021 at 8:51 PM
Surgical Sweeper
Complete Evil Science Level
Unlocked 3 Jul 2021 at 8:59 PM
Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning
Complete Paintenance Level
Unlocked 23 Jun 2021 at 5:00 PM
Operation Brownwash
Complete Waste Disposal Level
Unlocked 23 Jun 2021 at 10:22 AM
Refined
Complete Unrefinery Level
Unlocked 22 Jun 2021 at 7:46 AM
One Mop To Rule Them All
Complete All major Official Levels
Unlocked 3 Jul 2021 at 8:59 PM
Pass The Torch
Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
Unlocked 28 Nov 2021 at 2:47 AM
Louis and Clean
Complete Gravity Drive Level
Unlocked 30 Jun 2021 at 8:35 AM
Big Banger Burnout
Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Unlocked 20 Jun 2021 at 11:32 AM
Clean Freak
Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
Unlocked 19 Jul 2021 at 8:31 AM
Employee of the Year
Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
Unlocked 22 Jun 2021 at 6:35 PM
Identity Theft
Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked 7 Aug 2021 at 3:25 PM
Bring the Thunder
Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
Master of the Beats
Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
Plague Bearer
Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
Head Hunter
Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
Brushed Steel
Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
Unlocked 1 Jul 2021 at 8:29 PM
Bushwhacked
Complete Overgrowth Level
Unlocked 28 Jun 2021 at 10:19 AM
Bob's Legacy
Find Bob
Unlocked 2 Jul 2021 at 4:44 PM
"Red Keycard"
Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
Unlocked 2 Jul 2021 at 7:48 PM
Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe
Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
Unlocked 6 Mar 2022 at 10:49 AM
Eggregious
Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
Unlocked 30 Jun 2021 at 8:51 PM
Lost in Space and Time
Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
Unlocked 10 Jul 2021 at 8:25 PM
Wicked Unliving
Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
Unlocked 10 Jul 2021 at 9:29 PM
Thursday the 12th
Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
Unlocked 10 Jul 2021 at 9:29 PM
Bad Dreams on Helm Street
Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
Unlocked 10 Jul 2021 at 9:29 PM
Harroween
Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
Unlocked 10 Jul 2021 at 9:29 PM
The Shimmering
Collect the axe and return it to your office
Unlocked 10 Jul 2021 at 9:29 PM
Never Put It On
Collect the ring and return it to your office
Unlocked 10 Jul 2021 at 9:29 PM
House of Honor
Clean the entire House of Horror level
Unlocked 10 Jul 2021 at 9:29 PM
Back From Whence It Came
Destroy the Bad Banger
Unlocked 9 Jul 2021 at 9:04 AM
Not Quite a Lumberjack
Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
Unlocked 2 Jul 2021 at 8:17 PM
Cleanliness is Godliness
Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 4 Jul 2021 at 2:54 PM
Christmas Crisis Corrected
Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
Unlocked 7 Aug 2021 at 12:03 PM
Sanitized Earth
Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 4 Jul 2021 at 2:54 PM
Bloody Incompetent
Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 6 Mar 2022 at 8:40 AM
St. Nick's Boomstick
Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 6 Mar 2022 at 8:10 AM
The Red Nose Knows
Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 6 Mar 2022 at 8:10 AM
Rooks Kept
Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
Unlocked 10 Aug 2021 at 9:05 AM
Ballistic Weaponry
Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
Unlocked 6 Mar 2022 at 8:10 AM
Thunder Candle
Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Unlocked 4 Jul 2021 at 1:57 PM
Head Hunter
Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
Unlocked 6 Mar 2022 at 3:04 PM
Santa Hats Must Die!
Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
Tower of Babel
Build a stack of 10 stools
Unlocked 6 Mar 2022 at 2:10 PM
The Day the Funk Died
Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
Unlocked 4 Jul 2021 at 2:06 PM
Cold Storage
Complete Frostbite Level
Unlocked 22 Jun 2021 at 1:15 PM
Biomassive Breakdown
Complete Incubation Emergency Level
Unlocked 29 Jun 2021 at 9:55 PM
Sanitary Supremacy
Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
Unlocked 9 Jul 2021 at 4:14 AM
Mr. Two Million Dollars
Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 9 Jul 2021 at 4:14 AM
Swept Under The Carpet
Complete Uprinsing Level
Unlocked 29 Jun 2021 at 11:00 AM
Crystal Clear
Complete Core Sample Level
Unlocked 27 Jun 2021 at 6:34 PM
Pest Control
Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
Unlocked 24 Jun 2021 at 8:27 PM
Bleach and Clear
Complete Penumbra Level
Unlocked 26 Jun 2021 at 7:03 AM
Audacious Oddities
Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
Unlocked 6 Mar 2022 at 10:49 AM
Lair Care
Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
Unlocked 8 Jul 2021 at 11:45 AM
Teeth for Tunes
Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
Unlocked 4 Jul 2021 at 3:37 PM
Blood in the Water
Go for a swim with Sharks
Unlocked 4 Jul 2021 at 3:21 PM
We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank
Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
Unlocked 5 Jul 2021 at 2:59 AM
Double-Oh Dumbass
Foolishly activate the Death Ray
Unlocked 4 Jul 2021 at 6:12 PM
Locked In
Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
Death From Above
Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
Unlocked 5 Jul 2021 at 6:59 AM
Cat-astrophe
Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
Unlocked 20 Oct 2023 at 3:13 AM
Orbital Bang-bardment
Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
Unlocked 6 Aug 2021 at 12:31 PM