My Summer Car
Malevolentia's Progress
Party time
Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Finnish wedding
Your traditional wedding condition.
Rusting fast
Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Full of crap
10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Case solved
24 bottles of beer consumed!
Working man's Saturday
Time to relax.
Golden steam
Enjoy the smell.
Dakar rally
You just keep on going.
Poor people go away
A real money man.
Thank you government
Crime is for poor people only.
You have a new friend!
He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Pimped!
That really does it.
Responsible citizen
You got your car through inspection.
Money well spent
Better luck next time.
Flying Finn
Top breed of racing drivers.
First loser
Coming second is just a first loser.
Sliding Swede
Coming after Flying Finns!
Welcome to Finland
You just experienced a Sauna.
A true hillbilly
Shopping groceries with style!
An idiot
An idiot is definition of you.
Jackpot!
Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Magic portal
Somehow you don't remember anything.
It runs!
Your car actually started, good job!
Grand Theft Teimo
You little punk!
Ultimate survivor
Drinking your own piss like a pro.
And it is gone!
Say goodbye to your saves.
I am coward
No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 30 Jun 2023 at 4:34 PM
Proud to be mortal
When I die, I die for good
Don't answer that call
Thunder called you and you got killed.
Jonne!
You are real Finnish Jonne.
Finnish Summer
This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Yeast festival
Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Total idiot & full idiot
Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Greased rust
Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Mr. Kilju
Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Feel alive
Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Finnish sisu!
Finish rally with major suspension damage.
100 km
100 km driven with Satsuma.
1000 km
1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Hannes Kolehmainen
Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
Can't stop smoking now...
You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Smoking kills
Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Darwin Award
Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Methanol Man
You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Philosophy Master
Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Waving for victory
They failed to stop Johnny.
PTSD
Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Seek and you shall find
Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Full stash
Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
You are the wall
You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
Wow, look at that Chopin there
Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
A cure for illness
You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Gauntlet survivor
Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Aiming like a pro
Maybe find a woman next time.
Catch-A-Fish
You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Grill master
Serve at least 20 dish.
My finger slipped
Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
I am Santa Claus
Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
You reached 100 kg
Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
10000 km
10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Granny's little helper
You are such a good boy!
Thank you for playing!
Seems like it is over now.
You have a computer!
Now play some games.
Too much power, too little skill
Jerk in daddy's car.
Satsuma GT
You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
True Peräjärvi Dalton!
Robbing a slot machine with style.
Kahen kilon siika!
Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.
Kiddy champ
You won in a junior class!
Reetipokeri Master
Too bad this is not Las Vegas.
Bad Guy
You've done your time.
Lottery winner
You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Engine started!
You beat the menu. And that's it.
Kela-Taxi
You served elderly person with style.
What a shock!
Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
1000 Strawberries!
Time well spent, huh?
King of Tuning
You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Heaven
Got drunk enough and found the key.