Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
Malevolentia's Progress
Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 30 May 2019 at 6:46 AM
Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 29 May 2019 at 7:09 PM
Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 29 May 2019 at 6:58 PM
Essence of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 29 May 2019 at 6:45 PM
Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 29 May 2019 at 6:52 PM
Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 1 Jun 2019 at 12:35 PM
Long Distance Charges
Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 29 May 2019 at 5:56 PM
Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 1 Jun 2019 at 12:33 PM
Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 29 May 2019 at 5:45 PM
Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 1 Jun 2019 at 12:38 PM
Spongiform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 1 Jun 2019 at 12:39 PM
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 1 Jun 2019 at 12:43 PM
Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 1 Jun 2019 at 12:49 PM
Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 30 May 2019 at 8:29 AM
Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 1 Jun 2019 at 12:52 PM
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 30 May 2019 at 9:03 AM
Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 1 Jun 2019 at 12:53 PM
But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 30 May 2019 at 9:14 PM
DJ Compact Disc Jockey
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 30 May 2019 at 9:12 PM
A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 30 May 2019 at 9:30 PM
Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 30 May 2019 at 9:40 PM
Breaking The Mold
Unlocked 30 May 2019 at 9:41 PM
Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 30 May 2019 at 9:15 PM
Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 1 Jun 2019 at 12:50 PM