The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe
Malevolentia's Progress
Get your first achievement
Awarded for getting any of the other achievements as your first.
Unlocked 1 Sep 2022 at 9:43 AM
Beat the game
Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 1 Sep 2022 at 10:01 AM
Test achievement please ignore
Test achievement description! Replace this!
Unlocked 3 Sep 2022 at 8:46 PM
Welcome back!
Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 1 Sep 2022 at 2:33 PM
You can't jump
No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 1 Sep 2022 at 9:43 AM
Commitment
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
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Unlocked 1 Sep 2022 at 10:11 AM
Click on door 430 five times
Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 1 Sep 2022 at 10:28 AM
Speed run
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times).
Unlocked 3 Sep 2022 at 8:58 AM
Settings World Champion
Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.
Unlocked 1 Sep 2022 at 4:48 PM
Super Go Outside
Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.