
LEWDAPOCALYPSE
Malevolentia's Progress

First blood
Kill the first Zombie

Blow my mind
First Headshot

Brace yourself
First kill with GranadeLauncher

This is my Boom-Stick!
Get the Shotgun!

BOOM! Shake the room
Get the Granade Launcher!

Say hello to my little friend!
Get the Assault Rifle

Death is only the beginning
Die for a first time

Beeewbs!
Complete 01 puzzle

Rub that busy!
Complete 02 puzzle

Tentacles!
Complete 03 puzzle

Look me in the eyes!
Complete 04 puzzle

Free some!
Complete 05 puzzle

Lick it good!
Complete 06 puzzle

You’re so wet!
Complete 07 puzzle

Hello little buddy!
Complete 08 puzzle

Silence in the library!
Complete 09 puzzle

Back door!
Complete 10 puzzle

Medic!
Complete 11 puzzle

Running with scissors!
Complete 12 puzzle

I saw a movie starts similar!
Complete 13 puzzle

Bass to Bass!
Complete 14 puzzle

Big Rick!
Complete 15 puzzle

Love me tender!
Complete 17 puzzle

Because i got high!
Complete 18 puzzle

Get to da choppa!
Complete 16 puzzle

Come get some!
Fight Penesis at Post Office

Move it Clubhead!
Push Penesis off the bridge

Cool da hack down!
Kill Penesis at the Post Office

Rest in peace!
Kill Penesis inside the Post Office

Bon appetit!
Kill Penesis at Restaurant

Why don’t you make like a tree?
Kill Penesis near the Clock Tower

Social Justice!
Kill Nicole at the Laboratory

I’ll give ya S.L.U.T.S!
Kill the final Boss of the Main Game

1/3 Ending
Get the first ending of the Main Game

2/3 Endings
Get two endings of the Main Game

That's all Folks!
Get all three endings of the Main Game

Try New Game +
Finish the Main Game once

Try again!
Finish the New Game + in the Main Game

At the end of the day!
Finish the Main Game for three times

Knowledge is power!
Learn more about the game!

Resist it!
Overcome your need to quit!

Collector
Unlock all the scenes of the Main Game

Free the titties!
Set them free!

10 frags
Kill 10 enemies

100 frags
Kill 100 enemies

1000 frags
Kill 1000 enemies

10 barrels
Explode 10 barrels

100 barrels
Explode 100 barrels

200 barrels
Explode 200 barrels

10 props
Break 10 props

100 props
Break 100 props

800 props
Break 800 props

You did it for the lulz!
Die 20 times

Pickup master!
Pick up 100 items

Not today!
Run away to Post Office

Let’s play!
Fight Penesis at the Restaurant

Big bada boom!
Explode the Gas Tank

Hasta la vista!
Jump off the bridge

All you need is Love!
Finish the game using only your pistol

Look, but don't touch.
Finish the game without Being Touched or Damaged

La Petite Robe Noire
Unlock all outfits

Ricardo
Gotta Catch 'Em All

Alpha
Kill 50 enemies

Bravo
Kill 50 enemies

Charlie
Kill 50 enemies

Delta
Kill 100 enemies

Echo
Kill 100 enemies

Foxtrot
Kill 100 enemies

Golf
Kill 150 enemies

Hotel
Kill 150 enemies

India
Kill 150 enemies

Juliett
Kill 200 enemies

Kilo
Kill 200 enemies

Lima
Kill 200 enemies

Mike
Kill 250 enemies

November
Kill 250 enemies

Oscar
Kill 250 enemies

Papa
Kill 300 enemies

Quebec
Kill 300 enemies

Romeo
Kill 300 enemies

Sierra
Kill 350 enemies

Tango
Kill 350 enemies

Uniform
Kill 350 enemies

Victor
Kill 400 enemies

Whiskey
Kill 400 enemies

X-ray
Kill 450 enemies

Yankee
Kill 450 enemies

Zulu
Kill 450 enemies

Zero
Kill 500 enemies

One
Kill 500 enemies

Two
Kill 500 enemies

Three
Kill 550 enemies

Four
Kill 550 enemies

Five
Kill 550 enemies

Six
Kill 600 enemies

Seven
Kill 600 enemies

Eight
Kill 600 enemies

Nine
Kill 600 enemies

Red Zero
Die 20 times

Red One
Die 2 times

Red Two
Die 4 times

Red Three
Die 6 times

Red Four
Die 8 times

Red Five
Die 10 times

Red Six
Die 12 times

Red Seven
Die 14 times

Red Eight
Die 16 times

Red Nine
Die 18 times

Red Alfa
Break 800 props

Red Bravo
Break 800 props

Red Charlie
Break 750 props

Red Delta
Break 750 props

Red Echo
Break 700 props

Red Foxtrot
Break 700 props

Red Golf
Break 650 props

Red Hotel
Break 650 props

Red India
Break 600 props

Red Juliett
Break 600 props

Red Kilo
Break 550 props

Red Lima
Break 550 props

Red Mike
Break 300 props

Red November
Break 300 props

Red Oscar
Break 300 props

Red Papa
Break 350 props

Red Quebec
Break 350 props

Red Romeo
Break 350 props

Red Sierra
Break 400 props

Red Tango
Break 400 props

Red Uniform
Break 400 props

Red Victor
Break 450 props

Red Whiskey
Break 450 props

Red X-ray
Break 450 props

Red Yankee
Break 500 props

Red Zulu
Break 500 props

Fly away little butterfly
Shot down Liker in mid air

This is Normal
Finish Normal Difficulty

Die Hard
Finish Hard Difficulty

Hardcore Softporn
Finish Hardcore Difficulty

Fuuuuuuuu!
Get Killed by a Zombie

Fuuuuuuuu!!!
Get Killed by a Zombie AGAIN!

D'ya like my Lips?
Get Killed by Penesis

D'ya like my Teeths?
Get Killed by Penesis second form

Nobody except us!
Get Killed by Nicole

Fish Day
Get Killed by a Hunter

I Like It Like That
Get Killed by a Liker

Age Check
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