Bum Simulator
Wolfy's Progress
Our Daily Bread
Consume your first find.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 1:26 PM
Skilled Labor
Learn to work for change.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 1:33 PM
I Believe in Change
Get Bugzy his due.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 1:39 PM
Hato Sensei
Learn about Shuriken Pigeon.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 1:41 PM
Bird Culture
Meet the Pigeon Lady.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 1:47 PM
Short Fused
Deliver Mr. Jello's package.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 1:50 PM
Street Cred
Earn some respect.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 2:43 PM
Go East!
Meet the good doctor.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 3:13 PM
Alcohol Alchemy
Complete the presentation of Fus Doh Beer.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 3:18 PM
As unseen on CCTV
Destroy EvilWay's surveillance equipment.
U Marks the Spot
Finish the investigation of the EvilWay secret EvilLab.
First Try
Find the Safehouse.
Twice the Pride, Double The Fall
Knock a corrupt politician down a peg.
Organically Sauced
Prepare Hot Dogs for beachgoers.
Broteins
Feed Little Bro.
Heimlich Maneuver
Retrieve the EvilWay security key card.
Clever Use of Gameplay Mechanics
"Win" the fight on the rooftop.
Art School Reject
Get a grade of F when drawing.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 1:33 PM
Artiste
Achieve a grade of A when drawing.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 4:58 PM
This is Just a Tribute
Pay off a bug raid.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 2:44 PM
F
Paid (with) your respects.
Fine! I'll do it Myself!
Decide to defend your base.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 5:00 PM
Dressed To Kill
Apply a costume to your pigeon.
Doversace
Collect all costumes for your pigeons.
Mamma Mia
Try Italian cuisine.
Ultimate Hunger
Try American cuisine.
Long John Bronze
Support John's business.
All His Flavors Are Guaranteed To Satisfy
Support Richard's business.
Three Weeks
Die of hunger.
Three Days
Die of dehydration.
Feel the Force Flow Through You
Die as a result of electrical shock.
Cover More Ground
Blow up.
Unlocked 16 May 2023 at 9:01 PM
Terminal Velocity
Fall from too high.
Vehicular Manslaughter
Get into a fatal traffic accident.
Three Minutes
Drown.
Obsolete Technology
Interact with a phone booth.
Rage Against the Machine
Obtain a free product from a vending machine.
Favorite Machine at the Gym
Buy a drink or snack from a vending machine.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 2:38 PM
Most Wanted
Become a five-star player.
Reverse Bribe
Try to get money from the BPD.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 1:36 PM
Home Field Advantage
Defend successfully from a raid.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 5:03 PM
Hotel du Parc
Sleep on a bench for at least 8 hours.
Every Penny Counts
Pawn 0.01$ worth of items.
Beast of Burden
Fill Carl's inventory.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 2:20 PM
You Can Do That!?
Transport a passenger on Carl.
Everybody Knows My Name
Earn 10 respect.
Bum Corleone
Earn 50 respect.
Reach Second Base
Liberate another base location.
All Your Base are Belong to Us
Liberate all base locations.
For My Cap
Find a feather.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 3:08 PM
Fine Feathers
Find 10 feathers.
In High Feather
Find 25 feathers.
In Full Feather
Find all feathers.
Base Decor
Collect a blueprint.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 2:03 PM
Best Laid Plans
Collect 10 blueprints.
Grand Design
Collect all blueprints.
Level 2 Crook
Level up.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 1:44 PM
Level 8 Bum
Attain level 8.
Unlocked 16 May 2023 at 7:12 PM
Level 15 Creep
Attain level 15.
Level 30 Boss
Attain level 30.
Petty Cash
Earn 25$.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 3:05 PM
Benjamin
Earn 100$.
Bumelon Musk
Earn 500$.
Target Practice
Complete one shooting gallery side quest.
Perfect Aim
Complete all shooting gallery side quests.
Rewarding Your Rugged Individualism
Complete a Richman's side quest.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 3:05 PM
Trickle-down Economics
Complete all Richman's side quests.
For Science!
Complete a Dr. East's side quest.
Unlocked 16 May 2023 at 7:12 PM
Summa Bum Laude
Complete all Dr. East's side quests.
Jokey's Surprise
Complete a Mr. Jello's side quest.
Instrument of Vengeance
Complete all Mr. Jello's side quests.
Secret Stash
Complete a Trixie's side quest.
She Might Have a Problem
Complete all Trixie's side quests.
Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Urinate on a puking person.
Al-chemical Genius
Smelt aluminum for the first time.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 5:10 PM
Cu-rrent Conductor
Smelt copper for the first time.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 5:17 PM
Project Gutenberg
Create paper for the first time.
Big Tobacco
Produce a pack of cigarettes.
Roasted Greens
Roast a vegetable or a fruit.
Street Food Gourmet
Cook the Bum's Special.
Garden Variety
Harvest any homegrown plant.
Sustainable Farming
Harvest a sustainable homegrown plant.
Secret Ingredient
Accelerate plant growth with guano.
Liquid Lightning
Discover the Flash Bourbon recipe.
Soylent Green
Discover the Green Goo Vodka recipe.
Royale Treatment
Discover the Clown Royale recipe.
Faster than Light
Fully upgrade Pigeon Shuriken.
Extreme Weather
Fully upgrade Pigeonado.
Death by a Thousand Cuts
Fully upgrade Peckers.
Squatter
Recruit a Creep in your base.
Mission Creep
Acquire resources from a minion sent on a mission.
BFF
Hang a tribute for your best friend in your base.
High Hygiene
Take a shower.
Lockpicking 100
"Pick" a lock.
Zap!
One-shot a Bug Shaman with an electrifying projectile.
Naked Knight
Destroy the armor of a Bug Knight with an exploding projectile.
Chilled Pee Soup
Urinate on your own fridge.
With the Fishes
Throw a Bug into the ocean.
Not in Kansas Anymore
Catch 10 things in a single Pigeonado.
Best Part
Listen to the whole main menu song.
Unlocked 14 May 2023 at 1:22 PM
In Charge of Charge
Charge the battery.
TRIANGULATE!
Place antennas in three different bases.
How Dare You!
Attempt to interrupt the villain's monologue.
You're A-Maze-ing
Solve the EvilWay maze.
From Bones to Dust
Complete the main story.