The Last Caretaker
Wad's Progress
My precious experiment
First human
Open for business
First delivery
Apprentice caretaker
Reach player level 5
Unlocked 29 Dec 2025 at 9:02 AM
That’s an Artifact, In Fact
Collect an artifact memory.
Last librarian.
Collect 10 memories.
Unlocked 30 Dec 2025 at 2:48 AM
Robot the builder.
Build 100 things.
This is fixable.
Fix 100 things.
Groundhog
Die 30 times
It belongs in a museum!
Collect 40 memories.
Enhance, enhance, enhance..
200 player enhancement used.
Wealth Without Witness
Send 100 Survival Dollar hoards into space. They once promised prosperity; now they leave planet as weightless monuments to a value system that outlived its people.
Five in the Quiet
Sink 5 shots in a row on the empty court. This was the kind of day she wished existed.
Peaceful Passenger
Send a teddy to orbit. Once, it searched flooded streets for a child who never came back; now it leaves the planet, still believing it might find them.
Mother Under the Sea
Find Mother hidden below the waves. A quiet monument where the ocean keeps her, close to where you first woke.
Secret of the Maze
Find the hidden room inside the Cube Room Maze. Some doors were never meant to open.