The Narrator is a DICK
G r e e b z's Progress
hehe xd
Died 69 Times.
Unlocked 22 Nov 2016 at 8:02 AM
Git Gud
You really need to git gud.
Unlocked 2 Jan 2021 at 7:06 PM
The Death of Giants
You've slain the Giant Tom.
Unlocked 2 Jan 2021 at 7:06 PM
You Monster!
You killed an old lady.
Unlocked 28 Aug 2016 at 11:23 AM
Why are you still here?
You... you can stop now...
Unlocked 2 Jan 2021 at 7:06 PM
suh dude
Did drugs for the first (and last) time.
Unlocked 10 Feb 2018 at 7:15 PM
First Blood
Died for the First time.
Unlocked 28 Aug 2016 at 11:09 AM
Off to a good start...
You've died 10 times.
Unlocked 28 Aug 2016 at 11:11 AM
HOW?!?
You beat the entire game without dying a single time.
Unlocked 2 Jan 2021 at 7:06 PM
Speed Freak!
You beat the game in under 30 minutes without restarting.
Unlocked 2 Jan 2021 at 7:06 PM
They're all repeats from here.
You've heard all 151 death insults. I hope we didn't damage your self esteem.
Unlocked 2 Jan 2021 at 7:06 PM
That's Insane!
You beat the game in under 15 minutes without restarting.
Unlocked 2 Jan 2021 at 7:06 PM
Challenge Set A Cleared!
You cleared Challenge Set A! Keep it up!
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Challenge Set B Cleared!
You cleared Challenge Set B! Don't stop now!
Unlocked 2 Jan 2021 at 7:06 PM
Challenge Set C Cleared!
You cleared Challenge Set C! NICE!
Unlocked 2 Jan 2021 at 7:06 PM
You're a Legend!
You cleared Challenge Set A, B, and C. You LEGEND!
Unlocked 2 Jan 2021 at 7:06 PM