The Stanley Parable
G r e e b z's Progress
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Unlocked 27 Nov 2013 at 9:15 PM
Click on door 430 five times.
Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 27 Nov 2013 at 9:32 PM
Achievement
This is an achievement.
Unlocked 27 Nov 2013 at 8:23 AM
Commitment
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Unlocked 28 Jan 2020 at 2:25 PM
Welcome back!
Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 27 Nov 2013 at 8:43 PM
Speed run
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 28 Jan 2020 at 2:25 PM
You can't jump
No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 27 Nov 2013 at 8:54 AM
Go outside
Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 28 Jan 2020 at 2:02 PM
Beat the game
Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 27 Nov 2013 at 9:14 AM
Unachievable
It is impossible to get this achievement.
Unlocked 28 Jan 2020 at 2:16 PM