7 Billion Humans
Not Too Long...'s Progress
Career Milestone 1
Finish the You're Hired! cutscene.
Unlocked 9 Jan 2025 at 8:54 PM
Career Milestone 2
Finish the Intro to Morale Officers cutscene.
Unlocked 9 Jan 2025 at 9:03 PM
Career Milestone 3
Finish the Fitness Program cutscene.
Unlocked 9 Jan 2025 at 9:56 PM
Career Milestone 4
Finish the Morning Petroleum cutscene.
Unlocked 11 Jan 2025 at 11:18 AM
Career Milestone 5
Finish the Mom and Dad of Invention cutscene.
Unlocked 18 Jan 2025 at 11:25 AM
Social Engineer
Listen to all worker thoughts in a level.
Unlocked 9 Jan 2025 at 10:02 PM
King of Verbosity
Solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of commands required by the size challenge.
Unlocked 12 Mar 2025 at 5:47 AM
Queen of Inefficiency
Solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of seconds required by the speed challenge.
Unlocked 9 Jan 2025 at 9:16 PM
Glorious Failure: Solution Not Robust
Your solution fails more than 50% of the time.
Unlocked 10 Jan 2025 at 6:55 PM
Worker's Comp: Crushing It
A worker is a crushed by an appliance.
Unlocked 9 Jan 2025 at 9:30 PM
Worker's Comp: Shredding It
A worker is shredded by a shredder.
Unlocked 9 Jan 2025 at 9:22 PM
Worker's Comp: Explosive Failure
A worker exploded.
Unlocked 10 Jan 2025 at 6:54 PM
Worker's Comp: Trust Exercise
A worker fell into an infinite pit.
Unlocked 9 Jan 2025 at 8:57 PM
Worker's Comp: Shrieking Steel Blades
A worker is shredded by a killbot.
Unlocked 13 Mar 2025 at 6:13 AM
Green Optimization Award
Green path fully optimized.
Unlocked 23 Feb 2025 at 7:06 AM
Blue Optimization Award
Blue path fully optimized.
Unlocked 14 Mar 2025 at 5:34 AM
Orange Optimization Award
Orange path fully optimized
Unlocked 18 Mar 2025 at 5:52 AM
Red Optimization Award
Red path fully optimized.
Unlocked 1 Apr 2025 at 5:10 AM
Excellent Instruction Follower
All levels complete. Congratulations.
Unlocked 30 Mar 2025 at 8:12 AM