Human Resource Machine
Not Too Long...'s Progress
Green Optimization Award
green path fully optimized
Unlocked 15 May 2016 at 9:14 AM
Blue Optimization Award
blue path fully optimized
Unlocked 15 May 2016 at 8:59 AM
Orange Optimization Award
orange path fully optimized
Unlocked 15 May 2016 at 8:45 AM
Social Engineer
ask all bosses to tell you more
Unlocked 15 May 2016 at 9:14 AM
Queen of Inefficiency
solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of steps required by the speed challenge
Unlocked 14 May 2016 at 7:53 AM
King of Verbosity
solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of commands required by the size challenge
Unlocked 14 May 2016 at 7:53 AM
Career Milestone 1
coffee time
Unlocked 8 May 2016 at 6:00 AM
Career Milestone 2
employee morale insertion
Unlocked 8 May 2016 at 6:31 AM
Career Milestone 3
sabbatical beach
Unlocked 8 May 2016 at 6:34 AM
Career Milestone 4
midnight petroleum
Unlocked 9 May 2016 at 5:55 PM
Career Milestone 5
where's carol?
Unlocked 13 May 2016 at 7:22 PM
Career Milestone 6
end program
Unlocked 14 May 2016 at 7:51 AM
Glorious Failure: Overflow
attempt to generate a number that is too big to store in green boxes
Unlocked 9 May 2016 at 5:38 PM
Glorious Failure: Out of Bounds
attempt to read or write with a tile on the floor that does not exist
Unlocked 14 May 2016 at 7:54 AM
Glorious Failure: Solution Not Robust
solve a puzzle for a specific set of inputs, while still failing with other possible inputs
Unlocked 9 May 2016 at 4:58 PM
Excellent Instruction Follower
all levels complete. congratulations.
Unlocked 15 May 2016 at 9:14 AM