(the) Gnorp Apologue
Not Too Long...'s Progress
A gnorp is born
Get your first gnorp
Unlocked 30 Jun 2024 at 5:58 AM
Gnorp Slam!
Have 100 slammers
Unlocked 29 Jun 2025 at 7:41 PM
Coax it
Coax successfully 20 times in a row
Unlocked 29 Jun 2025 at 10:31 AM
Y2K
Have 20 drones die at the same time
Unlocked 29 Jun 2025 at 7:41 PM
The ground trembles
Reach your first compression event
Unlocked 30 Jun 2024 at 7:09 AM
(the) Finale
Beat (the) Gnorp Apologue
Unlocked 29 Jun 2025 at 5:16 PM
Mountaineers #1
Have mountaineers collect the most
Unlocked 30 Jun 2024 at 7:31 AM
New beginning
Prestige for the first time
Unlocked 30 Jun 2024 at 7:09 AM
Speed
Reach the first compression event within 5 minutes of clicking the rock
Unlocked 1 Jul 2024 at 11:44 PM
Getting somewhere
Prestige and have a total of 10 talent points
Unlocked 1 Jul 2024 at 11:44 PM
Gnorpcalibur!
Embed Gnorpcalibur in the rock
Unlocked 2 Jul 2024 at 7:18 AM
Uh, is this allowed?
Acquire shards without having built the stash
Unlocked 29 Jun 2025 at 10:23 AM
They burn bright, and hit the rock so right
Have 10 bombers bathed in fire at the same time
Unlocked 1 Jul 2024 at 7:03 AM
It didn't deserve this
Brutally, viciously murder a drone before its time by clicking on it
Unlocked 1 Jul 2024 at 9:02 PM
What do I choose??
Have 3 unspent Zybellium
Unlocked 2 Jul 2024 at 7:02 AM
Retro-Futuristic Warfare
Have a riflegnorp shoot grenade arrows
Unlocked 30 Jun 2025 at 6:17 AM
MY EYES
This is your own fault.
Unlocked 29 Jun 2025 at 10:11 AM