McPixel 3
Not Too Long...'s Progress
Red Herring
It worked!
Unlocked 2 Mar 2025 at 2:55 PM
Peealot
Peeing upside down since 2012!
Unlocked 2 Mar 2025 at 2:56 PM
Made it all the way!
And what for?
Unlocked 3 Mar 2025 at 9:31 PM
It's good to be short!
But not always!
Unlocked 2 Mar 2025 at 2:59 PM
Beat dude with another dude!
Where's my dude, dude?
Unlocked 2 Mar 2025 at 3:03 PM
What what?
Where did it go?
Unlocked 4 Mar 2025 at 5:49 PM
You scared it!
You monster!
Unlocked 4 Mar 2025 at 5:40 PM
The birth of a salary man
Born to work (aren't we all?)
Unlocked 4 Mar 2025 at 5:46 PM
I command this caterpillar!
Go and search for fake money!
Unlocked 4 Mar 2025 at 5:49 PM
Food thief!
The food belongs to the colony!
Unlocked 4 Mar 2025 at 5:46 PM
Forbidden love!
Ahh, will they ever be together?
Unlocked 4 Mar 2025 at 5:40 PM
I peed your pants.
WHAT?
Unlocked 3 Mar 2025 at 9:14 PM
Learn to love!
That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Unlocked 3 Mar 2025 at 9:06 PM
Dead end!
Haha!
Unlocked 3 Mar 2025 at 9:06 PM
McPixel is mom now!
Free range mom, too!
Unlocked 3 Mar 2025 at 9:12 PM
CGAWAVE
It's the new best thing!
Unlocked 3 Mar 2025 at 9:08 PM
Nuclear dumpster diving!
What can we find here?
Unlocked 3 Mar 2025 at 9:13 PM
Hello World!
I drew this!
Unlocked 3 Mar 2025 at 9:22 PM
Manual trasmission chopper!
They don't make them like they used to!
Unlocked 3 Mar 2025 at 9:36 PM
Ice Swimming!
It's the new cool thing!
Unlocked 3 Mar 2025 at 9:33 PM
You can't hitch a bus!
Or can you?
Unlocked 3 Mar 2025 at 9:28 PM
Do you have a spare asteroid?
I might be addicted.
Unlocked 2 Mar 2025 at 3:22 PM
I can't believe you've done that!
He was sleeping!
Unlocked 3 Mar 2025 at 9:34 PM
Slay the lamb!
It will bring upon destruction!
Unlocked 3 Mar 2025 at 9:30 PM
My people need me!
And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Unlocked 6 Mar 2025 at 6:07 AM
Shoot'em up!
Wait, that's not what it's called!
Unlocked 6 Mar 2025 at 6:12 AM
Well done!
Congratulations!
Unlocked 6 Mar 2025 at 6:12 AM
Now that's a danger noodle
With a case of nuclear munchies!
Unlocked 6 Mar 2025 at 6:06 AM
Let some fresh air in!
Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Unlocked 6 Mar 2025 at 6:09 AM
I love computers
So good
Unlocked 6 Mar 2025 at 6:13 AM
Thanks for waiting!
You shouldn't have!
Unlocked 6 Mar 2025 at 6:15 AM
The funniest joke in the world
It even tells you when to laugh!
Unlocked 5 Mar 2025 at 3:47 PM
Is there candy inside?
One way to find out!
Unlocked 5 Mar 2025 at 3:50 PM
And this is how I met him...
Pants down best looking guy in town!
Unlocked 5 Mar 2025 at 4:14 PM
My car is so pushy
Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Unlocked 5 Mar 2025 at 3:54 PM
Wrong wire!
Sorry, you messed up.
Unlocked 5 Mar 2025 at 3:59 PM
It's my car!
Gotta make sure it smells like it!
Unlocked 5 Mar 2025 at 4:07 PM
You have a right to remain silent!
It's only fair!
Unlocked 5 Mar 2025 at 4:12 PM
What I always wanted to be when I grow up!
No human, no worries!
Unlocked 5 Mar 2025 at 4:18 PM
You won't make it back in time.
Not a chance.
Unlocked 5 Mar 2025 at 4:03 PM
Right in the jimmy!
It was in self defense!
Unlocked 8 Mar 2025 at 5:48 AM
You're a snack!
...for workgroups!
Unlocked 8 Mar 2025 at 6:05 AM
The bar for this dive was high!
It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Unlocked 8 Mar 2025 at 6:03 AM
Keep your feet on the ground!
Or are you burnt out already?
Unlocked 8 Mar 2025 at 5:51 AM
Touchdown!
Wait, wrong sports!
Unlocked 8 Mar 2025 at 6:01 AM
Closing the gap!
Baby steps!
Unlocked 8 Mar 2025 at 6:07 AM
What's your goal there?
Eh?
Unlocked 8 Mar 2025 at 5:59 AM
BURP
CLOSED
Unlocked 9 Mar 2025 at 6:14 AM
Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!
It was just a phase!
Unlocked 9 Mar 2025 at 6:24 AM
Way to go!
Feels like the end of the world
Unlocked 9 Mar 2025 at 6:15 AM
Take this on your way down!
Down low!
Unlocked 9 Mar 2025 at 6:45 AM
Awww, you didn't have to!
Must've been love!
Unlocked 9 Mar 2025 at 6:27 AM
Imma just hide in the corner
Wait for this to blow over
Unlocked 9 Mar 2025 at 6:14 AM
Giving up is a virtue!
And worth it sometimes too!
Unlocked 7 Mar 2025 at 7:11 PM
It's pants time!
Wow!
Unlocked 7 Mar 2025 at 7:14 PM
Please don't come again!
Ouch!
Unlocked 7 Mar 2025 at 7:25 PM
Not THAT game!
What's the word?
Unlocked 7 Mar 2025 at 7:12 PM
I understand!
It's the language of my people!
Unlocked 7 Mar 2025 at 7:09 PM
Back my fish up!
Pow!
Unlocked 7 Mar 2025 at 7:16 PM
Yes
This is the correct thing to do.
Unlocked 7 Mar 2025 at 7:12 PM
BRB, gotta catch the train!
It's a bullet-time-train!
Unlocked 7 Mar 2025 at 7:18 PM
Ok, bye!
Weeeeeee!
Unlocked 10 Mar 2025 at 6:50 PM
The defendant is ready!
Objection!
Unlocked 10 Mar 2025 at 6:32 PM
Pee my ride!
Full of gold!
Unlocked 10 Mar 2025 at 6:52 PM
Uno, dos, tres
Quattro!
Unlocked 10 Mar 2025 at 6:52 PM
This is my missile!
It has been marked!
Unlocked 10 Mar 2025 at 6:28 PM
This is fishy!
Need to investigate!
Unlocked 10 Mar 2025 at 6:36 PM
Take care of your eyeballs!
Unless you have eyeballs of steel!
Unlocked 10 Mar 2025 at 6:43 PM
Why did you pick this up?
You know what this is, right?
Unlocked 11 Mar 2025 at 5:23 PM
Why did you break it?
Someone's gonna need it!
Unlocked 12 Mar 2025 at 3:35 PM
You got hit by a smooth golden bar!
You are now worthy
Unlocked 11 Mar 2025 at 5:38 PM
That's all of them!
Poor dudes!
Unlocked 12 Mar 2025 at 3:41 PM
Throw it all away!
Way to go!
Unlocked 11 Mar 2025 at 5:42 PM
Babies are evil!
But aren't we all?
Unlocked 11 Mar 2025 at 6:13 PM
Achievement Number 1
Congratulations!
Unlocked 11 Mar 2025 at 6:06 PM
DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!
Why would you do that?
Unlocked 12 Mar 2025 at 3:13 PM
Can I get an 'amen'?
No? Ok.
Unlocked 11 Mar 2025 at 6:10 PM
Express elevator!
Bye!
Unlocked 11 Mar 2025 at 6:11 PM
Are we there yet?
No.
Unlocked 11 Mar 2025 at 6:30 PM
Diligent
It's actually quicker this way too.
Unlocked 12 Mar 2025 at 3:25 PM
That was unnecessary.
At least you got an achievement, tho.
Unlocked 11 Mar 2025 at 6:43 PM
Do the worm!
Yes!
Unlocked 11 Mar 2025 at 6:49 PM
Better call Sos!
He knows all the solutions!
Unlocked 12 Mar 2025 at 3:18 PM
The day is saved!
Yay!
Unlocked 2 Mar 2025 at 3:07 PM
All gags you can eat!
You found them!
Unlocked 2 Mar 2025 at 3:22 PM
Stop beating my game!
Heeey!
Unlocked 11 Mar 2025 at 7:03 PM
There is nothing else!
You have found all gags in the world!
Unlocked 12 Mar 2025 at 3:21 PM
You can p** the dog
Can I get a retweet for this?
Unlocked 12 Mar 2025 at 3:30 PM
Date poacher!
At least it worked!
Unlocked 11 Mar 2025 at 5:19 PM
Barbeque in my pants!
It's hot!
Unlocked 12 Mar 2025 at 3:29 PM
Poop goes ploop!
Ploop!
Unlocked 2 Mar 2025 at 2:53 PM
Everybody clap!
That's a good landing!
Unlocked 8 Mar 2025 at 6:13 AM
Clear the path!
And get on it!
Unlocked 8 Mar 2025 at 6:09 AM