
An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs
Not Too Long...'s Progress

Heartbeat Sensor
You've been given a human heart! Unfortunately...

Beachwell Interstellar
Entered the airport known as Beachwell.
Unlocked 21 Mar 2026 at 8:34 AM

Patsville Interstellar
Entered the airport known as Patsville.

Doggdrasil Interstellar
Entered the airport known as Elf Planet.

Uranus Interstellar
Entered the airport known as Uranus. *snrrk*

Phobos Interstellar
Entered the airport known as Phobos.

Marinara Trench Interstellar
Entered the airport known as the Marinara Trench.
Unlocked 21 Mar 2026 at 9:00 AM

Oh No
Received a dark, spherical gift, for free.
Unlocked 21 Mar 2026 at 8:42 AM

Free Money
Found out that dogs don't care about the concept of human currency. Hooray!
Unlocked 21 Mar 2026 at 8:15 AM

Pupular Artist
You received a spray can from a cat.
Unlocked 21 Mar 2026 at 9:05 AM

Wake-Pup Call
You started playing. Thank you for supporting our weird dog airport game!
Unlocked 21 Mar 2026 at 8:05 AM

Novice Petter
Pet characters 5 times in a single session.

Amateur Petter
Pet characters 25 times in a single session.

Experienced Petter
Pet characters 50 times in a single session.

Veteran Petter
Pet characters 100 times in a single session.

Petting with Purpose
Pet characters 250 times in a single session.

DEITY OF PETTING
Pet characters 704 times in a single session.

EmBARK
Managed to catch a flight for the first time after getting knocked-out by a 7-foot tall husky. Good for you!
Unlocked 21 Mar 2026 at 8:33 AM

Chad Meetspeare
Met Chad Shakespeare for the first time. The pleasure is yours.
Unlocked 21 Mar 2026 at 8:40 AM

David Whonie?
Met David Bonie for the first time.
Unlocked 21 Mar 2026 at 8:50 AM

Scrapborker
Opened your Pupperdex - for the first time of many!
Unlocked 21 Mar 2026 at 8:05 AM

Teleporter
You've broken the laws of physics and figured out a handy way to get yourself out of horrible mishaps! Teleporting is rad!
