Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
Gamer_152's Progress
Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 3 Dec 2014 at 2:30 PM
Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 27 Nov 2014 at 5:00 PM
Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Essence of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones
Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Long Distance Charges
Dial all phone menu options
Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 3 Dec 2014 at 2:11 PM
Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 27 Nov 2014 at 4:57 PM
Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 3 Dec 2014 at 2:09 PM
Spongiform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 3 Dec 2014 at 2:16 PM
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 3 Dec 2014 at 2:18 PM
Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 3 Dec 2014 at 2:25 PM
Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 27 Nov 2014 at 5:19 PM
Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 3 Dec 2014 at 2:42 PM
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 3 Dec 2014 at 2:52 PM
Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 3 Dec 2014 at 2:43 PM
But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 28 Nov 2014 at 3:12 PM
DJ Compact Disc Jockey
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 3 Dec 2014 at 2:59 PM
A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 28 Nov 2014 at 3:27 PM
Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 28 Nov 2014 at 3:37 PM
Breaking The Mold
Unlocked 28 Nov 2014 at 3:40 PM
Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 3 Dec 2014 at 2:58 PM
Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 3 Dec 2014 at 2:26 PM