These Used To Come Standard
Purchased the pause screen, animation and audio DLC packs.
Unlocked 25 Nov 2015 at 10:35 PM
Catch them all
Found all the hidden DLC packs in the DLC Quest campaign.
Unlocked 25 Nov 2015 at 10:58 PM
Big Spender
Spent one hundred coins.
Unlocked 25 Nov 2015 at 10:46 PM
At Least It's Not Stamps
Collected all the coins in the DLC Quest campaign.
Consumerism
You bought everything in the DLC Quest campaign!
Unlocked 25 Nov 2015 at 11:03 PM
You Did It! Kind of.
You finished the game! Well it ended anyway. Maybe there's more?
Unlocked 25 Nov 2015 at 11:02 PM
Got the Girl
Finished the game, vanquished evil, and the hero got the girl.
Unlocked 25 Nov 2015 at 11:05 PM
Hole in the wall
Unlocked 25 Nov 2015 at 10:40 PM
Anything For An Awardment
Killed all the human NPCs and all the sheep. And for what? An awardment? Geez.
I've Got a Ruddy Gun!
Unlocked 25 Nov 2015 at 11:00 PM
Still Better Than Stamps
Collected all the coins in Live Freemium or Die.
Unlocked 26 Nov 2015 at 12:01 AM
Master of Unlocking
Found all the hidden DLC packs in Live Freemium or Die.
Nice Try
You tried to cheat! Isn't that cute? If this game had cheats, they wouldn't be free!
Not Exactly Noble
Unlocked 25 Nov 2015 at 11:59 PM
Story is Important
You discovered the story of the mysterious DLC Man. Uh, congrats?
My favorite awardment
Unlocked 25 Nov 2015 at 11:22 PM
You maniacs! You blew it up!
Unlocked 26 Nov 2015 at 12:07 AM
Who's a Good Player?
Unlocked 25 Nov 2015 at 11:39 PM
I Get That Reference!
Everyone Gets This One
You progressed in the story! Congratulations! Is this really an accomplishment though?
Unlocked 25 Nov 2015 at 11:11 PM
Man That's Fast!
Man That's Really Fast!
