Blood and Bacon
Cosmic's Progress
Kaboom Kaboom
Make 10 Creatures Explode
Unlocked 2 Jan 2017 at 11:52 PM
While You're Down
Kill 10 Creatures While You Are Bleeding Out
You Murderer
Shoot 100 Creatures Dead
You Wont Like Me When Im Angry
Consume 5 Cans of Bulkify
Skidmarked
Get Shit On by Princess
Mama Said Knock You Out
Knockout 10 Creatures With a Melee Attack
Bite the Hand that Feeds You
Shoot the Farmer's Face to Make Him Talk 10 Times
Gas Guzzler
Drink at a WaterPump Until it Runs Dry
I'm Ambidextrous
Blow Off Both Your Arms With A Grenade
Needy Greedy
Defeat The First Mini Boss on Day 10
Royalty Killer
Defeat The First Big Boss Day 20
Watch The Show
Shoot a Body Part In The Air More Than 7 Times In a Row
Charcoal Crumbler
Crumble 10 Creatures After Electrocution
The Chunk Kicker
Kick a Body Part 50 Times
Unlocked 3 Jan 2017 at 12:05 AM
Acid Washed
Get Puked on By Princess
Where Credits Due
Watch The Credits All The Way Until The End
Graphics Whore
Change Your Graphics Settings from Main Menu
Unlocked 2 Jan 2017 at 11:46 PM
Blinded By The Light
Shine Your Flashlight in The Farmers Face
The Longest Yard
Throw A Grenade As High As You Can Using Milk
You Are The Champion
Beat The Game
You Have An Apt Pupil
Read The Keyboard Layout in Main Menu
Unlocked 2 Jan 2017 at 11:46 PM
Ride The Wave
Ride Princess For A Minute
Chicken On The Farm
Do Something That Is Cowardly
Unlocked 3 Jan 2017 at 12:00 AM
That's The Way The Boar Bounces
Bounce On A Running Boar
Unlocked 3 Jan 2017 at 12:44 AM
Become A Mile High Club Member
Climb To The Highest Location On The Farm
FrankenBoar's Monsters
Bring 10 Boars Back To Life In Single Player
I Will Swallow You Whole
Push 20 Whole Boars Into The Grinder
Always Sing Off Key
Make The Farmer Sing A Western
Birds Of A Feather
Make Everyone Wear The Same Hat In 4P
You Are Hardened
Defeat Day 30 On HardMode With 4 Players And No Cheats
Life After Death
Explore The Map In FreeRoam
The Mad Hatter
Collect 5 Golden Keys
Doctor Who
Get Revived By 10 Strangers And Survive The Day
It Was The Hindenburg
Shoot Down The Toxic Blimp
The Red Sun
Shoot 6 Red Sun Targets In One Session
Friended
Play With A Stranger For An Entire Round
Optional Achievement
Space Update : Honk Horn 5 Times
Optional Achievement
Space Update : Run Over An Astronaut
Optional Achievement
Space Update : Save 3 Space Flowers
Heirlooms
Examine 5 heirlooms from the tunnels, in great detail
Mr Green
Listen to the story of Mr. Green, and the 3 Skulls
FreeFall
Fall down a pit and live