DLC Quest
GREEN GUY's Progress
These Used To Come Standard
Purchased the pause screen, animation and audio DLC packs.
Unlocked 20 May 2013 at 5:04 AM
Catch them all
Found all the hidden DLC packs in the DLC Quest campaign.
Unlocked 20 May 2013 at 5:24 AM
Big Spender
Spent one hundred coins.
Unlocked 20 May 2013 at 5:17 AM
At Least It's Not Stamps
Collected all the coins in the DLC Quest campaign.
Unlocked 24 Dec 2013 at 8:49 AM
Consumerism
You bought everything in the DLC Quest campaign!
Unlocked 20 May 2013 at 5:31 AM
You Did It! Kind of.
You finished the game! Well it ended anyway. Maybe there's more?
Unlocked 20 May 2013 at 5:30 AM
Got the Girl
Finished the game, vanquished evil, and the hero got the girl.
Unlocked 20 May 2013 at 5:32 AM
Hole in the wall
Unlocked 24 Dec 2013 at 8:33 AM
Anything For An Awardment
Killed all the human NPCs and all the sheep. And for what? An awardment? Geez.
I've Got a Ruddy Gun!
Unlocked 20 May 2013 at 5:28 AM
Still Better Than Stamps
Collected all the coins in Live Freemium or Die.
Master of Unlocking
Found all the hidden DLC packs in Live Freemium or Die.
Nice Try
You tried to cheat! Isn't that cute? If this game had cheats, they wouldn't be free!
Not Exactly Noble
Story is Important
You discovered the story of the mysterious DLC Man. Uh, congrats?
My favorite awardment
You maniacs! You blew it up!
Who's a Good Player?
I Get That Reference!
Everyone Gets This One
You progressed in the story! Congratulations! Is this really an accomplishment though?
Man That's Fast!
Man That's Really Fast!