The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe
Lizard Wizard's Progress
Get your first achievement
Awarded for getting any of the other achievements as your first.
Unlocked 3 Jan 2024 at 5:44 AM
Beat the game
Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 3 Jan 2024 at 5:44 AM
Test achievement please ignore
Test achievement description! Replace this!
Unlocked 29 Feb 2024 at 5:58 AM
Welcome back!
Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 3 Jan 2024 at 9:48 AM
You can't jump
No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 3 Jan 2024 at 6:56 AM
Commitment
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Unlocked 8 May 2024 at 4:34 AM
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Unlocked 8 Feb 2024 at 5:51 AM
Click on door 430 five times
Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 3 Jan 2024 at 6:14 AM
Speed run
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times).
Unlocked 8 Feb 2024 at 5:49 AM
Settings World Champion
Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.
Unlocked 8 Feb 2024 at 5:55 AM
Super Go Outside
Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.