South Park™: The Stick of Truth™
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New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Apr 2019 at 9:18 PM
First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Apr 2019 at 7:53 AM
KKK Hero
Unlocked 11 Dec 2025 at 9:18 PM
Elven Hero
Unlocked 2 Apr 2019 at 2:06 PM
Nonconformist
Unlocked 2 Apr 2019 at 1:21 PM
Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 1 Apr 2019 at 8:28 PM
Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 2 Apr 2019 at 7:28 AM
Inside Joke
Unlocked 17 Dec 2025 at 8:22 PM
Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
Face Hoff
Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 1 Apr 2019 at 9:12 PM
Acceptance
Unlocked 27 Mar 2019 at 8:20 PM
Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 1 Apr 2019 at 9:08 PM
Two Girls, One Stick
Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 12 Dec 2025 at 1:44 PM
Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Outpatient
Perverted
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 2 Apr 2019 at 9:57 AM
Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 14 Dec 2025 at 1:43 PM
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 14 Dec 2025 at 1:52 PM
No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Apr 2019 at 1:31 PM
Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 Dec 2025 at 1:21 PM
Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
Unlocked 17 Dec 2025 at 8:10 PM
More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 13 Dec 2025 at 1:34 PM
More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 12 Dec 2025 at 8:46 PM
Stick Savior
Unlocked 17 Dec 2025 at 8:07 PM
Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 17 Dec 2025 at 8:24 PM
Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.
Too Far
Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 2 Apr 2019 at 7:45 AM
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 1 Apr 2019 at 9:00 PM
You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 11 Dec 2025 at 7:42 PM
Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
Unlocked 17 Dec 2025 at 7:46 PM
Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.