Goat Simulator
superharek's Progress
Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 6 May 2014 at 7:13 PM
Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 6 May 2014 at 5:36 PM
LOEK master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 6 May 2014 at 7:21 PM
FINALLY
Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 6 May 2014 at 5:54 PM
Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 22 May 2016 at 8:18 AM
What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 6 May 2014 at 5:53 PM
Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 6 May 2014 at 7:17 PM
Angel Goat
Do no evil.
Unlocked 6 May 2014 at 7:45 PM
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 9 May 2014 at 11:25 AM
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 7 May 2014 at 8:36 PM
Involuntary QA
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 7 May 2014 at 8:40 PM
The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
I can't believe that worked
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 7 May 2014 at 8:12 PM
Cardio kills your gains
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 6 May 2014 at 7:22 PM
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
Unlocked 6 May 2014 at 7:26 PM
Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 22 Jun 2024 at 9:19 AM
Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
Unlocked 6 May 2014 at 5:52 PM
Goat Queen
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 6 May 2014 at 5:54 PM
Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 7 May 2014 at 8:16 PM
Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 6 May 2014 at 7:24 PM
Flip-Kick
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Maximum MLG Big Plays
Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 25 Dec 2014 at 8:25 PM
Powerhoof SMASH
Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 22 May 2016 at 8:57 AM
Demogoat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 27 Jun 2014 at 2:04 PM
Here's Johnny!
Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 25 Dec 2014 at 8:25 PM
The mage's favourite
Burn people from afar
Unlocked 22 May 2016 at 9:24 AM
Stand by for Goatfall
Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 22 May 2016 at 8:19 AM
Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 22 Jun 2024 at 8:39 AM
The Savage
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 22 May 2016 at 9:03 AM
Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
Unlocked 27 Jun 2014 at 2:12 PM
Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 25 Dec 2014 at 8:20 PM
Don't Panic
srsly
Unlocked 22 May 2016 at 8:45 AM
Columbian Sugar Lord
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 25 Dec 2014 at 8:35 PM
Builder Goat
Find all the blocks
Unlocked 22 May 2016 at 8:48 AM
GoatBuilt
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 22 Jun 2024 at 8:27 AM
Hat Simulator
Buy all hats
Unlocked 29 Jun 2024 at 7:48 PM
A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 25 Dec 2014 at 8:18 PM
Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtles
Unlocked 25 Dec 2014 at 8:20 PM
One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 22 Jun 2024 at 7:13 AM
Neckbeard
Smell and look like one
Unlocked 22 Jun 2024 at 7:11 AM
Vegas, baby!
Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 22 May 2016 at 8:41 AM
I freaking love goats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2024 at 8:51 PM
Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
SteamWorld Goat
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 22 May 2016 at 9:10 AM
A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 27 Jun 2014 at 2:27 PM
Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Reach level 101
Unlocked 22 Jun 2024 at 7:32 AM
Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 25 Dec 2014 at 7:22 PM
Sällskapsresan
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 20 Nov 2014 at 10:11 PM
Steve's Quest
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 20 Nov 2014 at 9:09 PM
BFF
Lick a friend
Jousting Goat
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 20 Nov 2014 at 9:12 PM
Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 20 Nov 2014 at 9:34 PM
Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 25 Dec 2014 at 7:57 PM
Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 25 Dec 2014 at 7:16 PM
ExcaliGoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 25 Dec 2014 at 7:42 PM
Jörgen
Jörgen.
Unlocked 20 Nov 2014 at 9:21 PM
Gravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 27 May 2016 at 5:00 PM
Not again...
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 25 Dec 2014 at 7:50 PM
Boat ride
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 25 Dec 2014 at 7:00 PM
Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 25 Dec 2014 at 7:26 PM
Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
Unlocked 25 Dec 2014 at 7:18 PM
Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
Unlocked 25 Dec 2014 at 7:36 PM
One man, two shots and a religion
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 20 Nov 2014 at 9:40 PM
An Unnecessary Journey
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 25 Dec 2014 at 7:23 PM
Steal the show
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 20 Nov 2014 at 9:41 PM
Goatta catch 'em all!
How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 22 Jun 2024 at 7:31 PM
Malleus Maleficarum
Burn them!
Unlocked 25 Dec 2014 at 7:50 PM
Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 25 Jun 2024 at 7:44 PM
The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 25 Dec 2014 at 7:58 PM
The goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survivalist
Craft all items in one game
Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
Unlocked 22 Jun 2024 at 6:35 AM
Shattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Zombie slayer
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 20 Jun 2024 at 7:47 PM
Don't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 22 Jun 2024 at 6:20 AM
Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 20 Jun 2024 at 7:50 PM
Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked 22 Jun 2024 at 7:24 PM
Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 22 May 2016 at 8:15 AM
I Am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 22 May 2016 at 8:00 AM
Big in japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 10 May 2015 at 12:22 PM
Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 22 May 2016 at 8:01 AM
A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Warm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 10 May 2015 at 11:45 AM
Hoarder
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked 25 Jun 2024 at 8:48 PM
I am Bread
Are you bread?
Unlocked 22 May 2016 at 7:50 AM
The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 22 May 2016 at 9:44 AM
What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 21 May 2016 at 7:09 PM
Rocket League
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 22 Jun 2024 at 9:18 PM
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 21 May 2016 at 7:31 PM
Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 22 May 2016 at 9:28 AM
Suppress the Suppressor
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 21 May 2016 at 8:03 PM
Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 21 May 2016 at 7:27 PM
The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 21 May 2016 at 7:26 PM
Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 21 May 2016 at 7:38 PM
The Cow Whisperer
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 21 May 2016 at 7:45 PM
You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 21 May 2016 at 7:37 PM
Fifty Shades of NPC
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 21 May 2016 at 7:57 PM
Camel Cavalry
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 21 May 2016 at 7:48 PM
Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 21 May 2016 at 7:14 PM
Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 21 May 2016 at 7:44 PM
Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 21 May 2016 at 7:59 PM
Goat Theft Auto
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 21 May 2016 at 7:46 PM
Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 3 Jun 2016 at 1:29 PM
Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked 25 Jun 2024 at 9:13 PM
Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked 25 Jun 2024 at 9:10 PM
Bacon marauder
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked 25 Jun 2024 at 9:15 PM
Miner inconvenience
Destroy 100 asteroids.
What came first? The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jun 2016 at 2:09 PM
The puke machine
Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 26 May 2016 at 7:49 PM
Sweet collection!
Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 2 Jun 2016 at 11:33 AM
Wow is that a limited edition?
Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked 3 Jun 2016 at 1:42 PM
NERD!
Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked 3 Jun 2016 at 2:10 PM
Gather $1000000
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 13 Oct 2017 at 10:42 AM
Captain industry
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 13 Oct 2017 at 10:53 AM
My little brony
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 27 May 2016 at 8:11 AM
Testaholic
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 26 May 2016 at 9:18 PM
It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 26 May 2016 at 10:01 PM
Fund this!
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 26 May 2016 at 9:46 PM
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 2 Jun 2016 at 11:32 AM
Ready for the grill
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 13 Oct 2017 at 10:56 AM
The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 26 May 2016 at 10:03 PM
Spend money to make money
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 26 May 2016 at 9:32 PM
That's Fedorable
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked 13 Oct 2017 at 10:59 AM