Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
superharek's Progress
Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 7:10 PM
Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 3:29 PM
Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 3:02 PM
Essence of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 3:04 PM
Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 3:35 PM
Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 4:02 PM
Long Distance Charges
Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 3:27 PM
Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 2:46 PM
Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 3:22 PM
Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 4:06 PM
Spongiform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 3:36 PM
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 4:08 PM
Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 3:49 PM
Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 6:59 PM
Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 7:24 PM
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 7:19 PM
Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 7:26 PM
But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 7:46 PM
DJ Compact Disc Jockey
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 7:48 PM
A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 8:04 PM
Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 8:10 PM
Breaking The Mold
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 8:16 PM
Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 8:20 PM
Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 14 Mar 2014 at 6:58 PM