
Landlord's Super
sparky_buzzsaw (Cam)'s Progress

What a Thrill

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
Read 20 newspaper articles

Lods of emone
Roll a jackpot

You might have a problem...
Sample all alcoholic products, including bottles, shots, glasses and pint variations.

You're barred
Get banned from the pub

H. "Two breakfasts" Abiff
Become obese

Black Lung
Become permenantly afflicted from smoking

Benefits Cheat
Get caught earning while claiming Job seekers allowance and invalidity benefits

Doing Bird
Go to Jail

Ton of money
Make £100 selling scrap

Agoost
Perfectly Satisfy a Lout tenant

Harolds
Perfectly Satisfy a Grafter tenant

Secret Tory
Perfectly Satisfy a Yuppie tenant

If I told you to jump off a cliff, would you?

I'm alright, Jack
Retire in a house worth at least 40k

All the gear and no idea
Purchase all items from the tool catalogue

Brickie
Lay a brick

Knows their stuff
Mix perfect concrete, mortar & No-Fines

Union's not going to like this

Slinging the lead
Accumilate £100 from benefits

Jobber
Complete 3 jobs around town

London Estate
Rent out a property that is 25 squared metres or smaller

Not paid for overtime
Retire before 1984

High rise
Rent out a property with 3 floors

Fine for thee but not for me
Skip the tutorial
