
ValiDate: Volume 1
LordAndrew's Progress

The Little Big Break
(Meet Malik.)

Fishing for pussy (and failing)
You probably will regret this.

Fighting the bisexual allegations.
And losing.

Friends with another man?
...Who probably hates you.

Dead Beat Dad Club
Signs to be a better father.

It gets easier with time.
Embraced by another man.

Coming to terms
You need to move on with your life.

Fish fry
You deserved that.

Anti-Nicki Propoganda
Yeah, you really can't do this.

Drama Queen at BVS Pharamcy.
You really need to be nicer to strangers.

DANGEROUS DOOR
...that's coming out of your paycheck.

Bad Vibes In A Blue Tux
Got your check, but why do you feel like this?

Drowning in a fishtank.

Straight Bros

Commotion at the Pink Lobster

First time in a rich guy's house

Pineapple for Breakfast
(Meet Emhari.)

Normalest Mom at the Zoo
Mission accomplished

Only Technically an L
This is for the best...

Local Woman Takes High Road For Once
Personal growth? In MY lesbian? It's more likely than you think.

C'mon Baby, Cry
It's actually really attractive to absolutely lose your mind when told about yourself for even a minute.

A Vision of Love
If you love her, let her go, or whatever it was that guy said in the song.

Happy Bae-Day
Holding the hand of your two loves.

Office Romance
No one has to know...

Control Freak on a Leash
Damn... Why is your kid better at this than you are?

Putting the "Ex" in "Expectations"
Maybe next time? Don't talk about your divorce so much

Worse Theater Etiquette than A. L. Miller
You should probably turn your brightness down.

Just Let the Bad Thoughts Linger for Far Too Long
Well... That was certainly something

Tell Her You Both Matter, Don't You?
Back at it again at the bad decisions depot!

Beefin' at the Zoo

Call you Tracy Chapman...

To All the Milves You've Loved Before

Fish Fear Me

Can't Stand The Heat?
(Meet Inaya.)

Half a gummie into a new friendship
Sometimes, friends are better

Hanging With The Mean Girl
Friends are nice :)

Lesbian seltzers
Friends, you can handle that.

Another For The Cringe Compilation
That wasn't as bad as you thought it would be.

Low Eyes In A Fancy Restaurant
Why is she looking at you like that...

Therapy Is An Option
No really, we really need to see one.

This Edible Got HANDS
You really should have taken half of it.

Online Harassment
Maybe you should have asked her about her reputation before doing this...

Not-So-Great Feelings At The Gay Club
Casual dating sucks

Screwing the E-Boy
You're already regretting this

Wined and fed up
That probably could've been handled better

Opening curtains
(Meet Isabelle.)

All The Small Things
One giant leap for Isabelle-kind

The kind you can depend on
No one ever told you life was gonna be this way

It's Okay to Whine A Little
Heavens know you earned it.

Therapy sessions in the bedroom
You will get the hang of this eventually.

HAPPY NOW
Okay? Okay.

The only thing in your way
NOTHING NOW, BITCHES

WAY TO GO, ISA
You don't need friends. They disappoint you.

IF PROJECTION WAS A DRUG...
...You'd still be too sober for this.

JUST THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
They're so small! And sad! Just look at them!

Guard Down
Could've been the one.

WAY TO GO, I--wait, didn't this already happen?
Get it together, girl!

I WINE BECAUSE ABUELITA WHINES

WHY I OUGHTA

Friends... How Many of Us Have Them?

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

It's Okay to Wine a Little

Self Drag

Day Drinkin'

HAPPY LATER

Let's go to the beach, beach
Thanks for playing!

Blocking Your Own Blessings

No one has to know...
Not the time, noor the place.
