Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
ZombiePie's Progress
Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 9 Nov 2014 at 9:14 PM
Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 3 Nov 2014 at 3:15 AM
Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 3 Nov 2014 at 2:59 AM
Essence of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones
Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Long Distance Charges
Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 3 Nov 2014 at 3:14 AM
Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 3 Nov 2014 at 3:08 AM
Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop
Spongiform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 3 Nov 2014 at 3:37 AM
Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 9 Nov 2014 at 8:41 PM
Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 9 Nov 2014 at 8:47 PM
Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 9 Nov 2014 at 9:04 PM
But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 23 Nov 2014 at 1:36 AM
DJ Compact Disc Jockey
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 23 Nov 2014 at 1:39 AM
A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 23 Nov 2014 at 2:03 AM
Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 23 Nov 2014 at 2:10 AM
Breaking The Mold
Unlocked 23 Nov 2014 at 2:50 AM
Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 23 Nov 2014 at 1:35 AM
Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool