Lorelei and the Laser Eyes
Remy's Progress
Tail Wagging Society Prize
Awarded for showing remarkable care for our canine friends.
Strigiformes Award for Best Listener
Awarded for striking enthusiasm for stories and fables.
Coat Rack Connoisseur of the Year Award (Honorable Mention)
Awarded for outstanding devotion within the field of discarding personal overwear.
Herzmuller’s Computing Prize
Awarded for significant usage of computational devices.
Unlocked 1 Jun 2024 at 7:04 PM
Entomologist of the Year
Awarded for remarkable contributions in mapping the taxonomy of bugs.
Unlocked 1 Jun 2024 at 7:04 PM
Tropaeum Ex Fraternitate Oculi
Awarded to the righteous who seek knowledge beyond human comprehension.
Miss Knowledgeable of the Year
Awarded for correctly answering all brothers’ questions, all while retaining grace and femininity.
Unlocked 1 Jun 2024 at 10:18 PM
S.C. Bolt’s Genius Award
Awarded for great achievements in the field of solving number related riddles.
Unlocked 1 Jun 2024 at 10:29 PM
Super Gamer of the Month
Awarded for significant passion for game collecting.
Unlocked 1 Jun 2024 at 7:14 PM
Simogo Consumer of the Year Award
Awarded for exceptional collections of polystyrene.
Unlocked 31 May 2024 at 9:01 PM
The Black Arts Coffee Club Member of the Month
Awarded for plentiful use of our services.
JW Arkitektkontor Employee of the Month
Awarded for excellence within the field of charting.
Unlocked 1 Jun 2024 at 2:49 PM
Ilona Zevon & Milton Foley Grand Prize
Awarded for commendable comradery and masterful navigation of relationships.
Cutter of the Week
Awarded for great perseverance and proficiency within the field of division.
Theseus Award
Awarded for exemplary dexterity and skillful traversal of mazes.
Euterpe Prize of the Year
Awarded for notable contributions in spreading the gift of music.
The True American Award
Awarded for outstanding belief in The American Dream.
Augenwaldburg Race Winner
Awarded to the winner of the yearly running race at Augenwaldburg.
Nobelle Prize in Anthropology or Sociology
Awarded for outstanding communication with friends and family.
Unlocked 1 Jun 2024 at 10:18 PM
Totte Ahla Sanningén Prize
Awarded for endeavors in revealing conditions that the public was previously unaware of.