Tail Wagging Society Prize
Awarded for showing remarkable care for our canine friends.
Strigiformes Award for Best Listener
Awarded for striking enthusiasm for stories and fables.
Coat Rack Connoisseur of the Year Award (Honorable Mention)
Awarded for outstanding devotion within the field of discarding personal overwear.
Herzmuller’s Computing Prize
Awarded for significant usage of computational devices.
Entomologist of the Year
Awarded for remarkable contributions in mapping the taxonomy of bugs.
Tropaeum Ex Fraternitate Oculi
Awarded to the righteous who seek knowledge beyond human comprehension.
Miss Knowledgeable of the Year
Awarded for correctly answering all brothers’ questions, all while retaining grace and femininity.
S.C. Bolt’s Genius Award
Awarded for great achievements in the field of solving number related riddles.
Super Gamer of the Month
Awarded for significant passion for game collecting.
Simogo Consumer of the Year Award
Awarded for exceptional collections of polystyrene.
The Black Arts Coffee Club Member of the Month
Awarded for plentiful use of our services.
JW Arkitektkontor Employee of the Month
Awarded for excellence within the field of charting.
Ilona Zevon & Milton Foley Grand Prize
Awarded for commendable comradery and masterful navigation of relationships.
Cutter of the Week
Awarded for great perseverance and proficiency within the field of division.
Theseus Award
Awarded for exemplary dexterity and skillful traversal of mazes.
Euterpe Prize of the Year
Awarded for notable contributions in spreading the gift of music.
The True American Award
Awarded for outstanding belief in The American Dream.
Augenwaldburg Race Winner
Awarded to the winner of the yearly running race at Augenwaldburg.
Nobelle Prize in Anthropology or Sociology
Awarded for outstanding communication with friends and family.
Totte Ahla Sanningén Prize
Awarded for endeavors in revealing conditions that the public was previously unaware of.