Pining for the Kijords
Put your first King to rest
Unlocked 7 Jun 2023 at 1:57 PM
Kiwirriculum Vitae
Transcend and unlock professions
Unlocked 14 Jun 2023 at 3:51 PM
Control Freak
Achieve complete controls through the transcendence tree
Great Deal
Unlock Everything Multiplier
Unlocked 15 Jun 2023 at 2:46 PM
Wait, there's More
Unlock Everything Multiplier Multiplier
Seasoned Professional
Unlock everything in a profession tree
Unlocked 16 Jun 2023 at 9:54 PM
Archers go BRRrrr
Fire 150 arrows in a single second
Unlocked 16 Jun 2023 at 1:31 AM
Optimal Solution
Have potions of Tier 2 or higher active on all stations
Unlocked 16 Jun 2023 at 1:12 AM
Building a Future
Reach 2000% Fortify multiplier
Underground Klub
Purchase your first Branch krown
Unlocked 16 Jun 2023 at 1:19 AM
Long Live the Kiwing
Acquire all 5 Branch Krowns
Awahwah-some!
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'The Ranking of Kiwings'
Hunger Strike
P1 - Spawn a King you're incapable of feeding
Unlocked 16 Jun 2023 at 8:55 PM
An Arm and a Leg
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Full Potion Alkiwimist'
Bricked?
P2 - You'll need an extra hand to gain Koins now
Mindless Kiwicking
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Being an Archery Player'
P3 - Low% Profession-skip (bad ending)
Run out of time without choosing a profession
Omae wa Kiwickeiru
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Clicky-Clackity Scarcity'
Kingling Rush
P4 - Achieve 200+ APM when you shouldn't have
Superstonkiwi
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Koins All the Way Down'
No Koin?
P5 - Become incapable of buying upgrades
50% of my Power
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Level One for All'
Aight, Imma Head Out
P6 - Refuse to deal with being unable to upgrade anything
I Choose You!
Hire your first pulpthirsty mercenary
Unlocked 16 Jun 2023 at 8:40 PM
The Very Best
Satiate the hunger of a pulpthirsty mercenary
Sets a Peel
Take your first shady peel
Repeeler Mail
Cover a kiwi with a peeler-sharp coat of spikies
Drip Kiwing
Reach the kiwi tier with a complete royal garb
Drip Kiwingdom
Reach maximum visual tier for all stations
No Turning Back
Fully corrupt one of your stations
Kiwingdom no More
Fully corrupt all of your stations
Beginning of the End
Acquire your first Ki Piece
A little moreMoReMOrEMOREMORE
KI, We Who Found peace
We Who Hungered for Everything
The Painful End
Click a single Kiwing of Undeath 350+ times
Unlocked 16 Jun 2023 at 12:45 PM
Maximum Dosage
Feed a Kiwing of Thirst two Max Tier Potions
Grand Necrophage
Have a single Kiwing of Plague spawn 20+ kinglings
One in a Brazillion
Eae parsa, firmeza?
Yes-no, maybe
Switch the hunting season excessively
Bad Ratats
Unlock the kiwilashnikov gunner
Unlocked 14 Jun 2023 at 5:20 PM
Kiwilina
A weapon worthy of a kiwingpin
Unlocked 16 Jun 2023 at 11:56 PM
Some kinda Kiwicide Squad
Assemble a team of fully-satiated mercenaries
Without further ado
Summon a King without ceremony
Unlocked 14 Jun 2023 at 3:49 PM
Soma
Unlocked 15 Jun 2023 at 6:57 PM
Until Morale Improves
Unlocked 16 Jun 2023 at 1:02 AM
I am Altering the Deal
I guess it could still be worse
Dennō Senshi Kiwigon
Activate Sekiwity's protective shutter
Unlocked 14 Jun 2023 at 5:02 PM
Sins Weighing on your Bonuses
Recent reports show a massive anomaly in the timepeel kiwintinuum
Monkiwi's Peel
Suffer the consequences of greed for the first time
Saikou Peeler
Decide to repeel a station's kiwi at gold standard or better
Peel-Good Ink.
Have a station's kiwi at gold standard or better
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[REDACTED] Ninja or Ninja [REDACTED]?
Repeel station kiwis 5+ times
Kiw'it on the GROUND!
I don't need mo' potions!
One MILLION Koins
Have at least exactly 1 million koins (coins, but with a k)
Unlocked 14 Jun 2023 at 3:49 PM
Kiwillionaire... but Ten
Have at least exactly 10 million kiwis (kiwis)
Unlocked 14 Jun 2023 at 5:02 PM
100/100 Professional
Have at least exactly 100 tokens (profession points)
I would Farm 500 More
Have at least exactly 1000 kurse (transcendence points)
Cloverpeeled
Change the odds in your favor
Odurawaz
Bypass having to wait for fortify
Unlocked 16 Jun 2023 at 9:05 PM
Phone a Friend
Receive a special delivery in a penance
Unlocked 16 Jun 2023 at 1:24 AM
At Least it's Long
Get some archers to do your work
Unlocked 16 Jun 2023 at 1:23 AM
Little Kiwi, as a Treat
Make your wiwis happier with a treat
Unlocked 16 Jun 2023 at 9:52 PM
ROYAL RARITY!
Unlocked 16 Jun 2023 at 8:41 PM
WAH! KURSED RARITY!
Edit: Ty Kind Stranger!
o 0 o, What's this?
Gain access to the Kursed Factory
To the Moon?
Set your sights on the moon for the first time
Unlocked 16 Jun 2023 at 12:35 PM
There Ain't no Rest for the Kiwi
Congratulations!
You did it! All of it! It was all you.
Brave Brave New World
