
Pining for the Kijords
Put your first King to rest

Kiwirriculum Vitae
Transcend and unlock professions

Control Freak
Achieve complete controls through the transcendence tree

Great Deal
Unlock Everything Multiplier

Wait, there's More
Unlock Everything Multiplier Multiplier

Seasoned Professional
Unlock everything in a profession tree

Archers go BRRrrr
Fire 150 arrows in a single second

Optimal Solution
Have potions of Tier 2 or higher active on all stations

Building a Future
Reach 2000% Fortify multiplier

Underground Klub
Purchase your first Branch krown

Long Live the Kiwing
Acquire all 5 Branch Krowns

Awahwah-some!
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'The Ranking of Kiwings'

Hunger Strike
P1 - Spawn a King you're incapable of feeding

An Arm and a Leg
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Full Potion Alkiwimist'

Bricked?
P2 - You'll need an extra hand to gain Koins now

Mindless Kiwicking
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Being an Archery Player'

P3 - Low% Profession-skip (bad ending)
Run out of time without choosing a profession

Omae wa Kiwickeiru
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Clicky-Clackity Scarcity'

Kingling Rush
P4 - Achieve 200+ APM when you shouldn't have

Superstonkiwi
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Koins All the Way Down'

No Koin?
P5 - Become incapable of buying upgrades

50% of my Power
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Level One for All'

Aight, Imma Head Out
P6 - Refuse to deal with being unable to upgrade anything

I Choose You!
Hire your first pulpthirsty mercenary

The Very Best
Satiate the hunger of a pulpthirsty mercenary

Sets a Peel
Take your first shady peel

Repeeler Mail
Cover a kiwi with a peeler-sharp coat of spikies

Drip Kiwing
Reach the kiwi tier with a complete royal garb

Drip Kiwingdom
Reach maximum visual tier for all stations

No Turning Back
Fully corrupt one of your stations

Kiwingdom no More
Fully corrupt all of your stations

Beginning of the End
Acquire your first Ki Piece

A little moreMoReMOrEMOREMORE

KI, We Who Found peace

We Who Hungered for Everything

The Painful End
Click a single Kiwing of Undeath 350+ times

Maximum Dosage
Feed a Kiwing of Thirst two Max Tier Potions

Grand Necrophage
Have a single Kiwing of Plague spawn 20+ kinglings

One in a Brazillion
Eae parsa, firmeza?

Yes-no, maybe
Switch the hunting season excessively

Bad Ratats
Unlock the kiwilashnikov gunner

Kiwilina
A weapon worthy of a kiwingpin

Some kinda Kiwicide Squad
Assemble a team of fully-satiated mercenaries

Without further ado
Summon a King without ceremony

Soma

Until Morale Improves

I am Altering the Deal
I guess it could still be worse

Dennō Senshi Kiwigon
Activate Sekiwity's protective shutter

Sins Weighing on your Bonuses
Recent reports show a massive anomaly in the timepeel kiwintinuum

Monkiwi's Peel
Suffer the consequences of greed for the first time

Saikou Peeler
Decide to repeel a station's kiwi at gold standard or better

Peel-Good Ink.
Have a station's kiwi at gold standard or better
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Repeel station kiwis 5+ times

Kiw'it on the GROUND!
I don't need mo' potions!

One MILLION Koins
Have at least exactly 1 million koins (coins, but with a k)

Kiwillionaire... but Ten
Have at least exactly 10 million kiwis (kiwis)

100/100 Professional
Have at least exactly 100 tokens (profession points)

I would Farm 500 More
Have at least exactly 1000 kurse (transcendence points)

Cloverpeeled
Change the odds in your favor

Odurawaz
Bypass having to wait for fortify

Phone a Friend
Receive a special delivery in a penance

At Least it's Long
Get some archers to do your work

Little Kiwi, as a Treat
Make your wiwis happier with a treat

ROYAL RARITY!

WAH! KURSED RARITY!

Edit: Ty Kind Stranger!

o 0 o, What's this?
Gain access to the Kursed Factory

To the Moon?
Set your sights on the moon for the first time

There Ain't no Rest for the Kiwi

Congratulations!
You did it! All of it! It was all you.

