Dispatch
Sugoi Sauce~'s Progress
"Didn’t see that coming?"
"Sorry, kid."
Unlocked 15 Jan 2026 at 12:37 AM
"All gas no brakes baby."
"I can confirm he’s a bad ass."
Unlocked 15 Jan 2026 at 12:41 AM
"Muuuuurrrdaaaaah!"
"I'm a bleeder."
Unlocked 15 Jan 2026 at 12:40 AM
"Any plans tonight?"
"We can just be friends."
"That’s, like, a real superhero."
Unlocked 8 Jan 2026 at 1:07 AM
"I’m the guy behind the desk."
"It smells very chemically in here."
"I wish to make love to you again."
Unlocked 7 Jan 2026 at 12:57 AM
"Watch your back, Robert."
"But I cheered for Invisigal..."
Unlocked 5 Jan 2026 at 11:01 PM
Career Development
Aced Your Performance Review
Unlocked 8 Jan 2026 at 12:49 AM
H4ck3d by R0b3rt
Succeeded On All Hacking Levels
Work Spouse
Reached Max Synergy With a Hero Duo
Unlocked 8 Jan 2026 at 10:51 PM
Anti-Antivirus Club
Destroyed 3 Antiviruses in Less Than 15 Seconds
Power Trip
Expanded Powers for 4 Different Heroes
Unlocked 8 Jan 2026 at 12:35 AM
"Love ‘em from my mouth to my butt."
"There. You happy now?"
Unlocked 14 Jan 2026 at 11:12 PM
"Did I drool on you?"
Hired at SDN
Unlocked 3 Jan 2026 at 8:26 PM
"You gonna eat those twinks?"
Disobeyed by Invisigal
Unlocked 4 Jan 2026 at 11:53 PM
Shift Was Lit
Completed a Z-Team Shift Without Missing or Failing a Call
Unlocked 4 Jan 2026 at 11:50 PM
Getting to Know Yous
Discovered Every Hero's Starting Power
Unlocked 7 Jan 2026 at 12:44 AM
Fool's Luck
Succeeded a Call with <15% of Success
Snake Eyes
Failed a Call with >70% of Success
Nailed It
Achieved a Perfect Dispatch With Only One Hero
Unlocked 7 Jan 2026 at 12:44 AM
Overkill
Covered the Entire Graph on a Single Call
Unlocked 8 Jan 2026 at 10:44 PM
Modded
Reached all bonuses and successfully avoid all failures
Phoenixes Down
Healed the Same Hero Twice in a Shift
Time's Running Out
Completed a Hacking Level With less than 5 Seconds Left
Unlocked 14 Jan 2026 at 11:39 PM
Burning Chrome
Completed a Hacking Level With at least a third of the Timer Left
Unlocked 4 Jan 2026 at 11:47 PM
Min Max
Upgraded a Stat to 10
From Zero To Hero
Maxed Out a Hero
Unlocked 8 Jan 2026 at 12:21 AM
Dispatched
Collected All Achievements