Jazzpunk: Director's Cut

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Unlocked 15 Feb 2014 at 5:10 PM

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Unlocked 14 Feb 2014 at 5:38 PM

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Unlocked 16 Mar 2014 at 7:11 PM

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Unlocked 14 Feb 2014 at 1:29 PM

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Unlocked 14 Feb 2014 at 5:36 PM

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Unlocked 14 Feb 2014 at 1:12 PM

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

Unlocked 14 Feb 2014 at 5:32 PM

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Unlocked 14 Feb 2014 at 5:45 PM

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Unlocked 14 Feb 2014 at 5:51 PM

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Unlocked 15 Feb 2014 at 4:19 PM

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Unlocked 15 Feb 2014 at 4:57 PM

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Unlocked 15 Feb 2014 at 4:50 PM

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

Unlocked 15 Feb 2014 at 5:00 PM

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight

Unlocked 15 Feb 2014 at 5:36 PM

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

Unlocked 15 Feb 2014 at 5:40 PM

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Unlocked 15 Feb 2014 at 5:51 PM

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

Unlocked 15 Feb 2014 at 5:59 PM

Breaking The Mold

Unlocked 15 Feb 2014 at 6:04 PM

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

Unlocked 15 Feb 2014 at 5:35 PM

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

Unlocked 15 Feb 2014 at 4:20 PM