What You Always Wanted
Reached the bottom of The Cave.
Unlocked 24 Jan 2013 at 10:18 PM
Who Wants to Live Forever
Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.
Shoplifting
Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
Remorse
Remembered it's wrong to steal.
Win-win-win-win-win-win-win
Everyone reached the bottom.
Redemption
Saw the good in everyone.
Corruption
Saw the darkness in all our hearts.
The Whole Story
Collector of forgotten dreams.
Well Done
Sacrificed oneself for ultimate flavor.
Royal Buffet
Where did the King go anyway?
Weight of the Beast
The scale reveals a baleful figure.
Fire In The Hole
3 die by the Miner's hand.
Walk Like An Adventurer
Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.
Such Bad Children
Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.
Smells Like Team Spirit
Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.
Unlocked 24 Jan 2013 at 8:45 PM
To Soothe A Savage Beast
Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
Unlocked 24 Jan 2013 at 9:11 PM
Hazardous Work Environment
Slipped, where wet.
Unlocked 24 Jan 2013 at 9:24 PM
Embrace Impermanence
Broke bridges.
Creamed Corn
Food-based destruction.
Unlocked 24 Jan 2013 at 9:56 PM
Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies
Peered into everyone's fate.
A Midsummer Knight's Thieve
Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.
Unlocked 24 Jan 2013 at 7:37 PM
Funnier Than a Burning Carnival
Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.
It Belongs In a Museum
Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.
God Bless Us, Every One
Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.
Prevenge
Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler's murder of her enemy's ancestor.
Unlocked 24 Jan 2013 at 8:53 PM
Learn to Stop Worrying
Shared in the blame for the Scientist's act of mass murder.
Unlocked 24 Jan 2013 at 9:35 PM
Grand Theft Karma
Played some dubious role in the Monk's murder of his Master.
