Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
Mento's Progress
Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 10:09 PM
Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 5:09 PM
Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 4:31 PM
Essence of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 4:54 PM
Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 4:50 PM
Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 4:52 PM
Long Distance Charges
Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 5:06 PM
Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 4:49 PM
Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 11:31 PM
Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 8:32 PM
Spongiform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 8:36 PM
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 8:43 PM
Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 8:58 PM
Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 10:13 PM
Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 10:33 PM
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 10:24 PM
Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 10:34 PM
But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 10:55 PM
DJ Compact Disc Jockey
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 10:58 PM
A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 11:09 PM
Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 11:14 PM
Breaking The Mold
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 11:20 PM
Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 10:54 PM
Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 1 Dec 2014 at 10:14 PM