Dale & Dawson Stationery Supplies
War Omelette's Progress
YOU'RE FIRED
Fire another player
Unlocked 1 Feb 2025 at 4:31 AM
Getting productive
Complete all your tasks
Unlocked 1 Feb 2025 at 2:43 AM
Pack your things
Get fired
Unlocked 1 Feb 2025 at 6:42 AM
Number two
Get promoted to the assistant
Unlocked 22 Feb 2025 at 7:41 AM
Janitor
Become the janitor
Unlocked 1 Feb 2025 at 6:42 AM
Popular
Receive a phone call
Unlocked 22 Feb 2025 at 2:23 AM
Keep on slacking
Win a game as a slacker
Risky virus
Infect manager's computer
Unlocked 1 Feb 2025 at 2:50 AM
Who poisoned me?
Take 5 shit in the same game
Unlocked 14 Feb 2025 at 5:47 AM
Repairman
Update the firmware of 100 cameras
Unlocked 13 Aug 2025 at 7:42 PM
No witnesses
Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use
Unlocked 1 Feb 2025 at 4:04 AM
Burp!
Drink 100 beers
Unlocked 14 Feb 2025 at 6:30 AM
Who did this?
Enable servers after disabling them
Minesweeper grand master
Win 100 Minesweeper games
Unlocked 14 Feb 2025 at 5:32 AM
Snake grand master
Get a score over 60 at Snake
Unlocked 14 Feb 2025 at 5:57 AM
Trust issues
Fire your own assistant
Unlocked 22 Feb 2025 at 5:01 AM
The traitor
Win as a Slacker Assistant
Sticky Bandits
Place 15 sticky notes in one game
On a Roll!
As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row
Crossed
Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute
Unlocked 14 Feb 2025 at 6:33 AM
World's best janitor
As a janitor, get promoted to assistant
Don't mind me
Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump
IT guy
Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF
Risky note
Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager
Smokers Cough
Smoke 100 cigarettes
Unlocked 14 Feb 2025 at 5:45 AM
Dance Dance Dale & Dawson
Dance for 3 min straight in one game
Unlocked 14 Feb 2025 at 6:03 AM
Employee of the month
Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist
Sowing the seeds of doubt
Email the manager from another players PC
Unlocked 1 Feb 2025 at 8:03 AM
Slacker of the month
Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker
This will go to HR
Get fired as Manager
I'm the boss NOW
Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss
Unlocked 22 Feb 2025 at 6:04 AM
UGH dammmit
Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map
Unlocked 15 Feb 2025 at 7:28 AM
Picasso from the office
Hang a drawing on the display board
Unlocked 14 Feb 2025 at 3:55 AM
Firefighter
Extinguish 50 Fires
Changed my mind
Be demoted from assistant
Receptionist is that you?
Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map
Unlocked 15 Feb 2025 at 7:27 AM
The crazy colleague
Unlocked 15 Feb 2025 at 7:34 AM
Virtual cats addict
Unlocked 14 Feb 2025 at 4:05 AM